So i took Perry to see Santa as the mall....biggest mistake i ever made

Perry:*holding Santa's beard*The fool told me to sit his lap and ask wanted i wanted and i told him i wanted a vicious and sharp balde that could cut through my enemies' bones

And what else?

Perry:*scuffs*He told me that i would not get that and that he would keep an eye on me,so i punched him in the eye and took his beard as my trophy

And now he's banned from the mall

Perry:*smirks*It was all worth it to make that old fool learn not to spy on children

-_- Spider verse help with this child....

-Parker Romanoff Signing off