"Tada!! Say my name and i magically appear"

"Hamina, hamina, hamina, comes to mind."

'Hey, guys, I know it's not a cure, but how 'bout some chill pills?"

"You do this for a living? I thought you just liked to be punched in face"

"Don't under any circumstances tell mom!"

"Whoa.....and i thought i was the goofy one for running around in spandex"

"I have a strong inkling, and no. Also, I'd let it go"

"Who you calling kid?"

"Aww but i'm so cuddly"

"I have a very charming personality and plus it's the reason why i never stop talking"

"Oh you sweet talker you"

"Now now watch the mouth. Their are kids watching"

"Squash the bug,squash the bug. Don't you know any other tunes?"

"Jeez some one should tell you that spiders aren't bugs. And that someone is me. Spiders are arachnids!"

"Oh oh.....i think i get it now.......or.....not really....i don't know...just gonna wing it"

"How many ships do i have?"

"When i say Wolverine is my dad no one believes me....i mean i do get my looks from my mom"

"So...uh....come here often?"

"Wow.....just wow....."

(mostly when he fight Rhino)"Hey don't get horny"

"I got friends and family who love me for being me"

"No spideypool"

"The randomness is real...."

"Sorry no. My fans expect a certain amount of quibages in every battle"

-Parker Romanoff Signing off