Wade: OH S#**.......*lookd at a broken device* uh....i..i..ugh broke a do hickey and then bam! Spidey turned into this thing!*points to a baby peter*

Wade:*picks up baby Peter*I SHALL TEACH HIM THE ART OF KILLING!! THE ART OF BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!! AND ONE DAY I SHALL TEACH HIM SPIDEYPOOL!!*does the circle of life scene from lion king*

Baby Peter:*whimpers*

Wade:OH $#** DON'T CRY!!*gives him a knife*Have a knife so no one can mess with ya! Also you can stab people!!

Baby Peter:*takes the knife and throws it into Wade's eye and giggles*

Wade:OW!!*pulls out the knife*SON OF A BLACK WIDOW!!

Baby Peter: :3

Wade:BACK TO SELLING YOU!!

-Wade mother loving wilson selling a spider