Jess....what is this..*shows his laptop with a dating website on it and his name on it*

Jess: 0_0 ..no comment...*innocent smile*

*sighs*

Jess:Bro you need to get back in the game

I'm not ready to date anyone yet...

Jess: Pete....i already got you a date

Jess....wait what!?!

Jess:Yeah now go on a date*pushes Peter out of the room*

No! DREW YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!

Jess:Love ya too half bro! Your date is at a cafe down town!

* sighs and walks to the cafe and sees the girl* oh great.....her if all people... Lets get this over with......*walks up to the girl*

Girl:*sees him* You! Wimpy Peter Romanoff!?! Ugh! I actually thought i would meet someone handsom and cool!

*glares* Feelings mutal Alice....Look i don't want to be here,but my half sister set it up....so...

Alice: You mean Dorky Drew!?! Ugh!!! I knew that b#** would try to do something like this!

*growls* NEVER CALL MY SISTER THAT!!! YOU'RE THE REAL B#**!! NOW I'M OUT OF HERE!!*walks away*

Alice:*growls* Stupid little prick thinks he can talk to me like that*turns around and sees Jess glaring at her*

Jess:So what did you call my brother?*cracks knuckles*

Alice:  0_0

*walks down the street * Stupid idea....*hears screams and sees Doc oct**smirks* Time to go to work*runs into an alleyway and changes into spidey suit*

Ow....ok ow...son of an Osborn that hurt....*gets grabbed by Doc Oct*

Ok....i'm not in the mood for this....Look no interviews! Now everyone go home!*webswings away**sees Jess in her spider suit standing on a rooftop*

*lands next to her*Never set me up on a date again!

Jess: Okay....i'll delete your dating profile...

Good...*sighs* i'm just not ready to date anyone yet....

Jess:*pats his back* i know bro

Also i saw Alice...why was she tied up and had her hair painted green?

Jess:No idea*smirks* let's just say she should keep her mouth shut next time...

*snickers* Savage

Jess: You know i am

-Parker Romanoff Signing off