???:Spidey.....spidey.......SPIDEY!!

*wakes up*Wade....

No....

Wade: Oh....OKAY!!*jumps out a window* I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOUR SLEEPING!!*runs off*

0_0 Okay.....*gets up from the bed* i think i need something to eat......

*walks to the kitchen and hears noises*not in my house......*pops stinger out of wrist and slowly walks into the kitchen and sees Wade getting attacked by Tessa*Wade!*retracts stinger*

Wade:SPIDEY!! HELP!! YOUR PUPPY WANTS TO KILL ME!!

Tessa:*bites Wade's arm*

Wade:*Screams*AAAAGGGGGHHHH!! SON OF A B*TCH EATING A PILE OF $#** WHILE TAKING A PILE OF $#**$!

T-T*picks up Tessa* Good girl.....now Wade.....GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Wade:NEVER!!*gets up and runs around*YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!

WHY YOU!!!*puts Tessa down and chases Wade*

Wade:I LOVE THIS GAME!!*runs faster*

I'M GONNA THROW YOU ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!

Wade: IF YA CATCH ME MOTHER F***ER CAUSE I'M WADE MOTHERF***ING OH SO SEXY HUGGABLE WILSON!!!

*tackles Wade* More like Crackpot!! TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE*grabs Wade by the collar and drags him to the door*

Wade:WAIT!! BEFORE YOU THROW ME OUT!! CAN YOU SIGN MY RIVER DALE POSTER!?!*takes out a riverdale poster* 

The hell.....why is Cindy(JazzyNerd), Danny(StiningGuardian0923), and me on the poster,Wade?

Wade:NNNNOOO!!! THAT'S ARCHIE AND VERONICA!!! AND YOUR JUGHEAD!! AND I CAN BE YOUR BETTY!!

Ok.......Wade your being crazier than usual.....So Bye*throws Wade out of the house* pools these days.....they're getting crazier and crazier....*closes the door and activates secuirty system*

Wade:*yells and runs away as he gets shot by lazers*AAAAGGGGHHHH!! I LOVE LAZER TAG!!

-_- I need to Deadpool proof my room....

-Parker Romanoff Signing off