Wade:*holding a picture of Peter with a note that says  Spideypool forever*"I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door*Sees Peter sitting in class*

*spider sense goes off*

Wade:*jumps into the class room*Hello, is it me you're looking for?

0.0 WTH!! WADE!!!*kids look at him* I mean....Uh...crazy dude!!

Wade:*gets closer to Peter*I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide
Cause you know just what to say and you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you

......*runs out of the class*

Wade:You can't escape me!!*jumps back out of the window*I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will
overflow

*runs back to compound and runs into the building*

Wade:*pops out nowhere in front of Peter*Hello, I've just got to let you know
Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you

......*picks Thor's hammer*

Wade:"Hello
Is it me you're looking for?

NO!!

Wade:Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you?

Yes someone is loving me. I have a girlfriend

Wade:*gets closer to Peter*Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue

Wade:*holds Peter's shirt*But let me start by saying I love you"

......Get off of me!!*smacks Wade out of the compound using Thor's hammer*

Wade:ANNNNNNDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLL AAAAAAALLLLLLWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSSSSS LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU!!!*lands in Japan*

Why was he singing a meme.....

-Parker Romanoff