//I just coppied and paste this from my son of black widow book

Peter had swung building from building as he was thinking about some ideas for new moves to use in battle. Suddenly Peter felt his spider sense go off and he quickly dodged a bullet. Peter landed on a building as he saw the shooter. The shooter himself being the one,the only handsome,Man who can not die,the stunningly wise and funny,merch with a mouth(Deadpool stole my keyboard) Deadpool. Deadpool looked at the teen and spoke."Hello. You might be wondering why the red suit. It's so bad guys don't see me bleed. You had the wrong idea of wearing blue and red. I will be able to see the blood come from where i shot you". Deadpool then shot at Peter as the teen quickly dodged the bullets. Peter looked at him and spoke."I know you. You're that crazy guy from the news. Deadpool was it? Why are you trying to kill me,i thought you were a hero?". Deadpool then grabbed his katanas as he spoke to Peter."I'm not to big on the word 'Hero' thing. Plus i get a huge wad of money if i cut your head off. Now time to get this $#** done. What the f#** what's with censors Admin,Aw screw it". Deadpool then charged at Peter with his swords. Peter used his taser webs to electrocute Deadpool. Deadpool cursed loudly as Peter kicked him and was able to grab one of his swords. Deadpool looked at him angrily."Son of a. You'll pay for that. Now stay still while i make this quick. Don't worry it will hurt a lot". Deadpool then charged at Peter as he used the Katana to fight back.

Peter had a ton of training with melee weapons and guns as Natasha had taught him how to use them. Peter had trusted and parried Deadpool as Deadpool tried his best to stab the teen. Peter then shot a web at Deadpool's sword as he took it out of his hand. Deadpool had grabbed for the sword and in the process had cut of his hand. Peter looked at him in shock as he did not mean to this and to his surprise Deadpool had grabbed his hand and placed it back on as it healed completely. Deadpool looked at Peter angrily as he took out his guns."I liked that star wars bit right there and i like you i honestly do,but i also like money". He then shot at Peter as the teen dodged the bullets. Peter yelled at Deadpool."Okay you can regenerate. That's would be so cool if you weren't trying to kill me". Peter then sent out his drone as it fired webs at Deadpool. Deadpool cursed at this as Peter then kicked him hard. Deadpool looked at him and then saw that he dropped what appeared to be picture of Natasha who had done a photoshoot while undercover in japan(Something Peter wants to forget as he was forced to sit their and wait for his mother and also had to model a onesie). Deadpool picked up the picture as Peter gave him a disgusted look as it was his mother."Dude that's just wrong". Deadpool then pinned Peter to the ground as he held the gun to his head."You know i won't kill you like this. I will kill by seeing the fear in your eyes. It will be more fun". He then took off Peter's mask as he saw the teen's face. Deadpool quickly gasped at this as he let go of the teen and handed him back his mask.

Deadpool quickly repeated one word."No,no,no,no!". Peter looked at him confused as he got back into a fighting stance."What's wrong not enough fear in my eyes for you. I'm tougher than i look". Deadpool looked at the teen and spoke."I don't kill kids. That's my only rule. I didn't even know that you were a kid. I thought that you were some geeky adult who had no friends and liked to dress like a spider". Peter looked at Deadpool confused as Deadpool picked up his weapons and placed them back into their holsters. He then looked at the teen as he brushed dirt off of Peter's suit."I'm so sorry. I gonna go now and kill the bastard who wanted me to kill you". Deadpool then jumped off the building as Peter stood their confused."Weirdest fight i ever had". The teen then put his mask back on as he swung all the way home.

-Present-

Thats how i met Wade. He was hired by Norman Osborn to kill me,but didn't.

Wade:

I kinda regret him not killing me......plus i'm not ready to date again.....

-Parker Romanoff Signing off