Wade:*stands outside Peter's window with a music set up*SPIDEY!!

*opens the window*What Wade?

Wade:*clears throat as music plays*Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt
Before the world fell at our feet

The hell....

Wade:There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Your literally outside my bedroom window...

Wade: Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore
Cause We need Spideypool!

NO SPIDEYPOOL!

Wade:Hello, how are you?

I'm good

Wade:It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town
Where nothing ever happened?

Naw....i'm still in new york and its very crazy

Wade:It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

Time is just an illusion....

Wade:So hello from the other side (other side)
I must have called a thousand times (thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside (outside)
At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

Wade just go home....

Wade:NEVER!!(Highs, highs, highs, highs, lows, lows, lows, lows)
Anymore
(Highs, highs, highs, highs, lows, lows, lows, lows)
Anymore
(Highs, highs, highs, highs, lows, lows, lows, lows)
Anymore
(Highs, highs, highs, highs, lows, lows, lows, lows)
Anymore

Duh cause Spideypool will never happen

Wade:Hello from the other side (other side)
I must have called a thousand times (thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside (outside)
At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

Ok whoa....just whoa...

Wade:PLEASE WE NEED TO MAKE SPIDEYPOOL HAPPEN!!

NEVER!!*closes window as security system activates and throws Wade across the city*

Wade:AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!*falls in the hudson river*

Crazy man...

-Parker Romanoff Signing off