*sitting in the lab working on some new tech until Wade jumped in through a window*

Wade:SPIDEY!!!!!!

-_- What wade and also your paying for that window

Wade:SPIDEYPOOL!!!!!

-_- Wade their will never be Spideypool

Wade:YES THEIR WILL!!*holding a device that was labled "do not touch''*

0_0 Wade put that device down

Wade:Why?

Cause its dangerous!

Wade:Why?

Cause i don't trust you with it!

Wade:Why?

SAY WHY ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THE LAB!!

Wade:.....why..oh $#*** muffins!!*presses a button on the device by accident hitting Peter*

*gets zapped by white light and turned into a baby*

Wade:0_0 OH $#**!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHIMICHANAGA MACHINE!!

Baby Peter:*whines*

Wade:*drops the device breaking it*DON'T WORRY BABY SPIDEY!!! I WILL RAISE YOU TO BE A KILLER!!!

Baby Peter:*cries*

Wade:OH CRAP!! ITS CRYING!! UH..UH......SPIDEYPOOL IS LIFE!!!!!!

Baby Peter:*cries louder*

Wad:I CAN'T TAKE THE CRYING ANYMORE!!!*leaves a note on the floor and jumps out a window and runs away*

Baby Peter:*laughs a bit and crawls towards a wall and climbs it and climbs to the ceiling*

Dronie:*flies in sees baby Peter*0_0 I'm not changing any diapers!!*sees the note and picks it up*

Note:Dear whoever who you are, Hi I'm Deadpool. I love long walks on the beach,Chimichangas,and shooting motherf***ers in head. I also wear red so bad guys don't see me bleed. Also i turned Spidey into a baby by accident using his weird machine and i couldn't take the crying anymore and jumped out the window and ran away into the sunset with my unicorn sprinkels. So have fun with baby spidey

-Xoxo lots of love and chimichangas, Wade Motherf**king Wilson aka the Crazy mother f**ker p.s. i left the stove in. P.p.s i stole Spidey's lunch.p.p.p.s. Chimichanga~.P.p.p.p.s. i broke the machine that turned  spidey into a baby.

Dronie: -_- Just great...

Baby Peter:*crawls around on the ceiling*

-Parker Romanoff Signing off