*sitting on rooftop as Wade jumps out of nowhere*

Wade:SPIDEY!!!

What Wade?

Wade:I HAVE NEW SONG FOR YOU!!

Yeah...look i don't wanna listen to it..

Wade:TOO LATE!!*dresses up like Whitney Houston*If I should stay
I would only be in your way

Yeah,pretty much

Wade:So I'll go but I know
I'll think of you every step of the way

пожалуйста, бог нет(Please god no)

Wade:And I... will always love you, ooh
Will always love you
You
My darling, you...
Mmm-mm

*backs up slowly*Get away from me.....

Wade:*gets closer to Peter*Bittersweet memories –
That is all I'm taking with me.
So good-bye.
Please don't cry:
We both know I'm not what you, you need

No duh. I already have Gwen and she's perfect.

Wade:And I... will always love you
I... will always love you
You, ooh

Yeah...no

Wade: I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of
And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all this I wish you love

Please don't....

Wade:And I... will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you

Please don't. Just no!

Wade: I will always love you
I, I will always love you*gets in Peter's face*

*punches Wade back into a wall*

Wade:*hits the wall breaking it* You.
Darling, I love you.
I'll always...
I'll always love you.
Ooh
Ooh

-_- i'm out!*webswings away as Wade uses dead bodies to spell out i love you*

Wade:SPIDEYPOOL FOR LIFE!!!

-_-  where's a supervillian when you need one....

-Parker Romanoff Signing off