Let's see. Which celebrities would  I like to meet? That's a really intense line of questioning. 

When it comes to celebrities, I consider it to be like Lays. They say that you cannot simply eat one. Well, when it comes to celebrities, I can not simply meet one. 

I mean, if you've been reading this book, you should know by now that I'm a film geek. Asking me to meet one celebrity is like asking a dog to choose one tennis ball.

Still, I'm going to do my best to bring down my mile-long list into a simple top 5. 

Here we go:

1. J. K. Rowling 

I know, I know. I said film geek, but in my defense, Rowling is a legend in any sort of media you can think of. This is the woman who made me and millions of other kids fall in love with reading. I'm convinced that she's a big part of the reason why you never see people get called names for reading. Because thanks to Rowling everybody does it. I want to meet her, not only so that I can ask her for life advice on how to become half the writer she is, but most importantly to thank her for every single good deed she has done for this planet (not just HP. But the literal millions she has donated to charity.) 

2. David Fincher

Now we are heading for the film stuff, and starting off with one of the big guns right now: David Fincher. For those of you who don't know him, two things:

1. Shame on you.

2. He has directed some of the films that are now considered modern classics, such as Se7en, Fight Club, The Social Network, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and most recently, Gone Girl. He is also a producer, and directed the pilot episode of House of Cards. 

As you can see, Fincher is an absolute genius. I want to thank him for the way he has changed cinema. 

P.S. Just fyi, if you don't care for David Fincher and his movies, this is what he thinks of you: 

3. Christopher Nolan

Oh, George, your picks are so boring. Two of them already are well-dressed, white men who sit in a chair and yell orders to their cast and crew. 

Well, can you blame me? This is Christopher Fucking Nolan.

Let me ask you something. Do you like superhero movies?

Don't answer. I know you do because everybody does, and if you don't you are WRONG. 

Anyhow, if there is a single person to thank for the modern superhero blockbuster, it would be Christopher Nolan. 

Why, you ask? Well, he is only the person responsible for the greatest superhero movie of all time. 

Yes, you know the one I'm talking about. The one movie that made a guy dressed as a clown be the most interesting and terrifying thing in the face fo the earth. And if you say Suicide Squad I swear to Christ that I will reach into the interwebs and bitch-slap you. 

I'm talking about The Dark Knight. Plus the rest of the single perfect trilogy of superhero movies. It is thanks to Nolan's genius that we have such great film, along with his other cerebral works such as Memento, Inception and Interstellar. 

His newest movie, Dunkirk, is premiering this summer, and you know I'm going to be there on opening night, carrying a huge bucket of popcorn and staring at a screen that is bigger than my house, because that is the least that Nolan deserves. 

But again, The Dark Knight, the movie we have to thank for the modern dark, gritty blockbuster as well as the incredible movie franchises that are currently out such as The Planet of the Apes and the MCU. 

Speaking of which...

4. The entire main cast of the MCU. 

I told you, I'm a film geek, putting emphasis on the geek part. The MCU is my wet dream (well, you know, figuratively), and it is cast to such perfection that their lineup of actors and actresses will go down in history. Everyone wants to be part of the MCU right now (those that claim they don't are filthy liars). And I know that this was supposed to be one celebrity and now I'm bringing along like 50 of them, so I will boil it down to 5. 

Wait. A top 5 inside a top 5? Is that even legal?

You bet your sweet ass it is. Now step aside as I expose the 5 greatest parts of the MCU: 

4.1. Robert Downey Junior 

He is the backbone of the entire franchise. So important that the directors are willing to pay anything just to keep him in

4.1. Chris Pratt

Guardians of the Galaxy is my favorite MCU film as of yet, and it wouldn't be nearly as great without Chris as the lead. I know he's huge right now, but I was actually a pretty big fan of him since Parks and Recreation. 

4.3. Elizabeth Olsen

Self-explanatory. Just look at her:

4.4. Chris Evans (there are a lot of Chris's in the MCU, it seems)

Captain America is by far my favorite Avenger, and Chris just looks like such a great guy. I want to buy him a beer and chat with him.

Also, come on, nobody is that straight:

Funny story about that scene. On my third viewing in the cinema of Captain America: Civil War (watched it four times during it's run. Each as glorious as the first), I was sitting with some friends, right in front of a group of girls of about 15 years of age. The moment that Captain America changed his grip (look at the gif), we heard them all collectively moan. It was pretty much an orgasm, and it was hilarious. 

4.5. Tom Holland 

Spiderman was my entry into superheroes. He was the first and most important hero of my childhood, and Tom played him to perfection. I need to shake his hand to thank him. 

5. Stephen Chbosky
This guy wrote the book that made me want to be a writer. It was The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and it changed my life. I hope I can do that for someone someday.