"Hey diddle-diddle. It's time for the six o'clock news with me, Cat."

"And me, Fiddle."

"The main headline tonight is the success of the latest mission to the moon."

"Indeed it is, Cat. This morning, at seven o'clock Storyville-time, the capsule touched down on the Sea of Green Cheese. The mission commander, Bossy the Cow, and her crew will spend three days carrying out experiments before returning to Earth."

"After the break: comedian L'il Dawg starts his new nationwide tour today."

"And romance is in the air for a local couple. You'll be surprised at who they are."