A/N: Actually it isn't such a big edit

But like, I missed the chance to add "SEUNGMIN IN THE BUIDLING" and I'm regretting it so I am adding it back lmao
Also I only noticed now that Jeongin has zero lines so I am letting him speak once 

we stray further away from jesus everyday

Minho
Who changed the name of the chat

Joonyoung
Me
What're you gonna do about it?

Minho
Nothing
Tho it's a boring title
It's the truth
No objections

Joonyoung
Good

Hyunjin
Minho is...tamed?

Minho
I can still cut off your legs if you want me to?

Hyunjin
NO THANKS

Yeonjun
No wonder Minho is the main hoe

Chan
The power my boyfie holds :)

Minho
;)

Hyunjin
If you two keep on flirting with each other imma yeet you out of the groupchat

Woojin
Yeah I really don't want to say that but 
You and Jisung literally eat each other's faces in front of me every single day
I'm traumatized by you two

Sangyeon
What about you and Felix?

Woojin
I don't allow him to violate public decency

Felix
:(

Hyunjoon
But dorms don't really count as "public", isn't it?

Woojin
Technically yes but 
Some unwanted people are living here with us rn
Other than Hyunjin

Hyunjin
JISUNG PAID YOU ALREADY

Woojin
Are you positive that it's just him living here rn?

Hyunjin
I
You're right

Minho
Lmao weak

Changbin
I hate to agree with Minho but you're indeed weak this time Hyunjin

Hyunjin
No one asked for your opinion both of you
Especially you seo changbin you short ass

Hongjoong
I feel attacked for some reason

Wooyoung
Me too?

Haknyeon
Eric isn't here but I feel attacked too

Changbin
Now I hope Minho can chop your legs off

Sangyeon
Who are the unwanted people though

Woojin
I'll let them speak for themselves

Woojin added Jeongin, Seungmin and Jongho

Seungmin
SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING YOLO

Jeongin
we get it
hush

Sangyeon
Wait what? Jongho? The watermelon chopping kid?

Yeonjun
Wow you chop up watermelons?????

Jongho
Yeah

Haknyeon
Damn that's useful

Seungmin
Context please?

Juyeon
Apparently you are the unwanted people in Woojin's dorm room

Seungmin
Well
We don't get to officially live in the dorms so we sneaked into Woojin's
His is big
Also Jongho didn't have one either and we're friends so we begged to let him in too

Joonyoung
Sangyeon
We don't have a fruit knife

Jongho
You want to use my arms as a fruit knife huh

Yunho
This is kinda a good way to use Jongho

San
I don't really want to know what that means

Beomgyu
Doesn't that just means Jongho is strong enough to break fruits?

Seonghwa
Please ignore San's dirty mind

Hongjoong
Fruit knives are cheap though?

Changmin
I bet Jacob spent all of the money on cereal

Haknyeon
Or maybe jelly?

Joonyoung
I paid the dorm fees so point invalid

Hyunjoon
So
You spent the rest of the money on cereal?

Joonyoung
Hyunjoon
Who did you hang out with?

Hyunjin
Minho

Minho
I am pretty sure you 00 liners hang out together more than I do

Changbin
HA insult backfired

Hyunjin
CHANGBIN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ATTACK HIM

Chan
DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK MY BABY

Felix
Yeet Hyunjin finally revealed his evil side
Should I celebrate?

Minho
I'm in

Seonghwa
So this is why you need parental guidance