Venice POV

After about 3 minutes of attempting to calm them all down, I yelled at Iggy, Scottie, France and Zio Veneziano to try if they wanted food. Zio because he gives REALLY good hugs and can calm you down easily, Scottie because the 2 boys loved their uncle and New York wasn't fond of France and Iggy but adored her 'Uncle' Scottie. We went back into the kitchen and made some food. We made:
Italian:
-bolognese
-tiella
-cartellate
-fettuccine alfredo with rigatoni noodles
Canadien:
-Nanaimo Bars
-Butter Tarts
-BeaverTail
-Kraft Dinner
American:
-Apple Crumb Pie
-Hamburgers With Oven Chips
-Meat Loaf
-Easy Drop Biscuits
British:
-Cream Scones
-Scotch eggs
- steak and ale pie
-clotted cream
German:
-Eierkuchen
-eisbien
-hackepeter
-currywurst
Chinese:
-Chow Mein
-sweet and sour chicken
-spring rolls
-braised pork with plums
Spanish:
-tortilla
-churros with chocolate dipping sauce
-roast cod with paella & saffron olive oil
-Clam, Chorizo & white bean stew
Scottish:
-arbroath smokies
-dundee cake
-dunlop cheese
-rumbledethumps
Japanese:
-bento box
-sushi
-sashimi
-miso
Russian:
-russian salad
-mini-pies
-borsch
-mushroom julienne
French:
-blood orange and dark chocolate madeleines
-chinon apple tarts
-white chocolate crème brûlée
-hot chocolate soufflés with chocolate cream sauce
Australian:
-emu
-damper
-lamingtons
-iced vovo
Greek:
-lamb and macaroni bake
-marinated feta in thyme and chilli oil
-spiced feta with watermelon salsa
-gigantes plaki
Swedish:
-ärtsoppa
-rotmos med fläsk
-gravlax
-fried salmon
Noriegian:
-frokost
-coffee
-butter
-moddag
Finnish:
-viili
-perunamuusi
-kaalikääryleet
-hernkeitto
Icelandic:
-hákarl
-brennivín
-slátur
-hangikjöt
Greenlandic:
-seal
-whale
-reindeer
-fish
Danish:
-danish
-frikadeller
-mørbradbøf
-flæskesteg
Egyptian:
-fattah
-hawawshi
-sayadeya
-shawerma
South Korean:
-kimchi
-daeji bulgogi
-kimchi jjigae
-gogigui
Taiwanese:
-gua bao
-milkfish
-bubble tea
-beef noodle
Hong Kong's Food:
-tofu pudding
-cutlet porkchop
-vegetable with oyster sauce
-beef jerkey
Vietnamese:
-Bhan Mi
-salt and pepper squid
-vietnamese chicken salad
-veitnamese lamb shanks witb sweet potatoes
Irish:
-boxty
-champ
-colcannon
-shepherd's pie
Austrian:
-wiener schnitzel
-apfelstrudel
-kaiserschmarrn
-germknödel
Brazilian:
-feijioada
-Brazilian cheese bread
-brazilian white rice
-Brigadeiros
Mexican:
-quesadilla
-salsa and beans
-tacos
-Chipotle lime yogart
Native:
-Akutaq
-Stink Fish
-Sapan
-Mutton Stew
And 4 of B.T's Favorites:
-Shrimp
-Lobster
-coconut milk
-pinapple-crab-mango kabob with a layer of sugar from sugar-cane and spices

"OKAY EVERYBODY! FOODS READY!" Jay yells as we put the last bit of food on the table. I decided to make a variety of foods from different places to make it feel more homey. To be honest I don't know why I made mexican and brazilian food.
"By any chance do the scones taste like crap my darling neice?" My uncle France asked. "NOPE! I taste tested all of the food from Iggy's and it tastes really good to be honest, and Greenland, Papa, Papi, Ema, B.T, Canada, Prussia, Zio Veneziano and Zio Doitsu, your food is the way you like it and we are truly sorry if we messed up on one of your dishes. Now eat up! Food equals Love. Love equals Family and we are all Family so EAT UP BITCHES!!!" I grin.
"Ah but first we should say prayer si?!" A voice yelled. Fuck. I can recognize that son of a bitch anywhere, and where she is, that is where SHE is!
"CARLA! CAROLINA! MA BITCHES GET OVER HERE!" I scream as the two tanned girls run over to Jay and myself and we all fucking group hug. Fuck we are way to cliché! So Carla is the personification of Mexico and Carolina is the personification of Brazil. Carl is this super loud gal who is trying so hard to steal Texas back from America meanwhile Lina, oh our precious Lina is this bright and sparkley shit with waaaaay too much of a social life and loves parades and shit like that.
"The fuck you doing here!" Jay asks.
"The hell we know! Hey Al, can I have Texas back?!"
"NO!"
"OH FUCK YOU!"
"GO DIE IN HELL!"
"WELL I CAN'T GO TO HELL BECAUSE TRUMP LIVES THERE AND IS KICKING OUT ALL OF THE FUCKING LATINOS, MEXICANS, BLACK PEOPLE, AND BASICALLY ALL YOU WILL BE IS A LITTLE CLOSED OFF SHIT WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE AND CANADA WILL FINALLY BE MORE NOTICED THAN YOU YA LITTLE SHIT ASS BITCH!" Carl yelled. America started to sob as Canada, New York, Jay and Mexico (who kept on saying sorry way to many times...) went to comfort the poor guy.
"Okay, moving on. We shall say prayer now." I say handing a couple of pages with a very long prayer (2 songs) on it.
"Okay so I have set up groups on who will be singing what, don't give me that face Iggy, mkay! So...

So those are the groups. GROUP 1 sings Superheroes by the Script and GROUP 2 sings Young Volcanoes by Fall out Boy,
GROUP 1!"

(( Group 1:bold is male italics is female underlined is Wy all is bold,italics and underlined Venice, Barcelona, Canada and Austria is italis and bold))

All her life she has seen
All the meanest side of me
They took away the prophet's dream for a profit on the street

Now she's stronger than you know
A heart of steel starts to grow

All his life he's been told
He'll be nothing when he's old
All the kicks and all the blows
He won't ever let it show

'Cause he's stronger than you know
A heart of steel starts to grow

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been struggling to make things right
That's how a superhero learns to fly
(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been working every day and night
That's how a superhero learns to fly
(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

All the hurt, all the lies
All the tears that they cry
When the moment is just right
You see fire in their eyes

'Cause he's stronger than you know
A heart of steel starts to grow

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been struggling to make things right
That's how a superhero learns to fly
Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been working every day and night
That's how a superhero learns to fly

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

(Power, power, power, power, power)
(Power, power, power, power, power)

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

(Power, power, power, power, power)
(Power, power, power, power, power)

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

She's got lions in her heart
A fire in her soul
He's got a beast in his belly
That's so hard to control
'Cause they've taken too much hits
Taking blow by blow
Now light a match, stand back, watch them explode

She's got lions in her heart
A fire in her soul
He's got a beast in his belly
That's so hard to control
'Cause they've taken too much hits
Taking blow by blow
Now light a match, stand back, watch them explode, explode, explode, explode

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been struggling to make things right
That's how a superhero learns to fly

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been working every day and night
That's how a superhero learns to fly

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

(Power, power, power, power, power)
Oh, yeah...
(Power, power, power, power, power)

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

(Power, power, power, power, power)
(Power, power, power, power, power)

Ooh, yeah
Whoa

(Every day, every hour
Turn the pain into power)

When you've been fighting for it all your life
You've been struggling to make things right
That's how a superhero learns to fly

"BELLA! MAGNIFICO! GROUP 2!"
((Group 2: females males all  Iceland China, Romano, Native America, Scotland))

When Rome's in ruins
We are the lions
Free of the coliseums
In poisoned places
We are anti-venom
We're the beginning of the end

Tonight
The foxes hunt the hounds
It's all over now
Before it has begun
And we've already won

We are wild
We are like young volcanoes
We are wild
Americana exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah

Come on make it easy
Say I never mattered
Run it up the flagpole
We will teach you
How to make
Boys next door
Out of assholes

Tonight
The foxes hunt the hounds
It's all over now
Before it has begun
And we've already won

We are wild
We are like young volcanoes
We are wild
Americana exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah

We are wild
We are like young volcanoes
We are wild
Americana exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah

"Okay do now myself and some others will serenade you all with a beautiful song while you all enjo the meal prepared for you. The group consists of myself, Ontario, Icey, Hong Kong, China, and Scotland."

(( Venice Ontario Iceland Hong Kong China Scotland All Everyone but Scottie))

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
And it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
[repeat 4x]
They hump sheep [repeat 3x]

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.

Let's just say that many people kinda just died of embarrassment or laughter or the cringe. After we all talked, laughed, ate and cleaned up we decided to read a couple more chapters then go to bed.