Chapter 75: A Musical
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One week had passed, everyone was still aware about Henry, but nothing seemed to be happening this past days, and during that days Anne had this idea roaming around in her head.
Anne: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
Jane: What is it?
Cath: Jane don't ask—
Anne: WHAT IF..
Anna: Oh no..
Cath: What now?- we have to build a nugget shrine?
Anne laughed and shook her head.
Anne: Nope, but that's great a suggestion, BUT.
Kitty: But what?
Anne: WHAT IF WE MAKE A MUSICAL ABOUT US ?
Queens:
Anne:
Queens:
Cath, to Anna: She has lost it-
Jane: How exactly are we going to "make" this musical? We can't even sing?-
Anne: DONT THINK I DIDN'T HERE YOU SINGING IN THE KITCHEN. YOU HAVE GREAT VOCALS.
Jane: 👁️👄👁️💧 Thank you..?
Anne: AND YOU-
She points to Anna.
Anne: I heard you singing in the garden, you too Kit-
Anna and Kitty: 👁️👄👁️
She then turns to Aragon, a smirk on her face.
Cath: 👁️ - 👁️
Anne: You'll be handling the lights-
Cath: You little gremlin—
Anne: I'm kidding- you sing great too-
Anna: Boleyn complimenting Aragon?
Kitty: Wait, that's illegal-
Anne: So, what do you girls think??
Queens: No.
Anne: >:'(
Cath: We ain't got no time for that-
Kitty: What about Anne and Kat's Totally Safe Babysitting Service??
Anne: I'd rather sing my heart out than taking care of children that are not mine-
Anne: I only like seven children-
Anna: And.. the Henry situation?
Anne: We're gonna use the musical to build a strong army-
Jane: Huh?- 👁️👄👁️
Anne: A fandom >:3
Anna: What's that? Is that like a bigger version of a fan? Because I would like to buy one—
Cathy: Not that kind of fan, It's like when people are obsessed with you and then they'll write fake books about you and that kind of stuff.
Anne: That's a bit harsh- AnYwAy, I've already written a few lyrics.
Jane: Can we hear it?
Anne: ♪~ Grew up in the French Court ~♪
Queens:
Anne: That's it-
Cathy: That was only one lyric though-
Anne: I was planning on writing while you girls write your songs too-
Anna: I got better things to do-
Anne: P l e a s e
Anna: N o
Anne: Kit help-
Kitty: ✨P l e a s e✨
Anna: ... Fine..-
The queen's each grabbed a pen and paper, that was definitely not prepared by Anne, they all sat in a circle without any idea what to write.
Jane: I don't even know how to write a song-
Cath: I'll help you..
Jane: Thanks love :)
Cath: You're welcome :)
Anna: ShHh-
Cathy: Are we suppose to make a song about our time with Henry..?
Anne: Yeah-
Jane: OooH! I got it-
They spent the next few hours writing and commenting on eachothers lyrics, with Cath and Anne dissing eachothers lyrics.
Cath: That's not how you spell it-
Anne: Don't judge me-
Cath: I'm not judging you at all-
Anne: iM HURT-
Cath: WHAT DID I SAY-
Anne: THIS IS YOUR FAULT IM CRYING-
Cath: I SAW YOU POUR THAT WATER ON YOUR EYES STOP FAKING IT-
Anne: I NEVER FAKED IT-
Cathy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kitty: Wait a minute... OH MY—
Anna: KITTY GO BACK TO YOUR INNOCENT PLACE.
Kitty: bUT ANNE JUST SAID SHE NEVER FAKED A CLIM—
Anna: nO THATS NOT WHAT SHE MEANT- BE INNOCENT
Jane: Why is everyone screaming?-
👁️👄👁️
Anne: I'm good at acting💅
Kitty: I'm almost done with mine!
Anne: Can I hear a bit of the lyrics?
The pink haired queen nodded and held the paper Infront her.
Kitty: ♪~All you wanna do—
Anne: ♪~Is see me turn into, a giant woman~♪
Kitty: aNnIe-
Anne: ♪~Sorry not Sorry 'bout what I said~♪
Kitty: ♪~Shut up just shut up, shut up~♪
Anne: ♪~Theres no way~♪
Cath, who was sat next to Anne, furrowed her brows and turned to the French girl.
Cath: Hey that's my lyrics-
Anne: ♪~I'm the baad guy~♪
Anna: Can y'all stop singing-
Cath: ♪~No~♪
Anna: Jane-
Jane: ♪~Hello .. is it me you're looking for?~♪
Anna: Oh not you too!... Cathy..?
Cathy:
Anna: Cathy?- 👁️👄👁️
Anna gently nudged Cathy's shoulder, which made Cathy accidentally spilling her coffee on her paper, staining her lyrics.
Cathy: 👁️👄👁️ ♪~oH! Look what you made me do~♪
Soon enough everyone except Anna began a singing battle, the rest of the queens were belting at eachother.
Anna: What is happening?-
She looked over, Anna grabbed her phone from the table and dialled "911" even though they're in the UK-
[Operater]: “911, what's your emergency?”
[Anna]: “♪~911, I need someone~♪”
[Operater]: “👁️👄👁️ uh, Hello?”
[Anna]: “♪~Someone help me~♪”
[Operater]: “I hear screeching? What do you need?”
[Anna]: “I need Exorcists-”
Anne: ♪~AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~♪
Jane: ♪~IIIM GONNA SWIING FROM THE CHANDELIERR~♪
[Anna]: “I need them nOw.”
[Operater]: “Okay ma'am I need an address how many are th—”
[Anna]: “I LIVE WITH FIVE DEMONS.”
Anne: Anna you're literally WRITING A SONG ABOUT HOW RICH YOU ARE-
Anna: I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE DEPRESSING LYRICS-
[Operater]: “👁️👄👁️ Ma'am?-”
There was screaming from the other line, the operater sweats and kept calling out for Anna but there's nothing.
Operater 2#: Hey toots-
Operater: A British woman just got possessed-
Operater 2#: A what?-
Operater: GET THE PRIESTS WERE FLYING TO THE UK-
Operater 2#: Don't they also have priests over there?
Operater: Oh- I guess I just got bored of getting calls from Karens—
Then the phone rings, they picked it up and sighed as soon as she heard the voice.
[Karen]: “hELlO?”
[Operater]: “911, what's your—”
[Karen]: “yEs, I hAve An EmErgEnCy”
[Operater]: “....911, what's—”
[Karen]: “pEoPlE aRe diSrEspEctiNg mE iNfRont of a SuPerMaRkEt.”
[Operater]: “...”
[Karen]: “...”
Operater: *Hangs up*
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Anne snickered and began dialling another number in.
Cath: Anne put that down-
The girl scoffed and placed the phone down, but began grinning again.
Anne: I like being a Karen-
Kitty: What's a Karen?
Anne: Dumb bitches✌️
Kitty: O h
Cathy: Okay, so is everyone done with their songs?
The queens nodded, with their handwritten songs in hand.
Cathy: Okay so, I have a suggestion, what if we make two songs that's with us singing? Both in the beginning and end of the musical.
Kitty: We have to write two more songs?-
Cathy: Why not-
Anna: And how about we put another song in the middle that is very unnecessary but very memorable?
Jane: So like, after my song? My song is pretty sad..
Anna: A perfect representation for mood swings ✌️
Queens:
Anna:
Queens: Perfect!
They sat there again for almost an hour after making three songs, it was actually quite enjoyable if you think about it, they talked about making the choreography and betted on how many people would come and watch it, even though they're only doing this out of boredom, or are they?
Cathy: I think that's it!
Anne: Yay!
Kitty: I think I have the longest song out of all of you!
Anne: What?? I thought mine was the longest? Give it here I wanna see-
Anne reached for the paper but Kit was too fast and swooped it away.
Kitty: No uwu
Anne: Awe come on- I'm not going to buy you a mic!
Kitty: :0 You're gonna buy mics??
Anne: Yeah! And it's Color-coded( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kitty: Are you cereal??
Anne: I'm very cereal!
Jane: Cereal...?
Cathy: I don't think there's such a thing as colored mics..?
Anne: That's where you're wrong-
Cath gathered all of the papers in a little stack, and placed them carefully on a table before turning to the other queens.
Cath: So.. what are we gonna name this musical?
All the queens then think to themselves, trying to come up with a catchy and cool name for this musical, all part of the fun.
Anna: QueenZ? Nah..
Kitty: How about The Wives? ... actually no nevermind-
Jane: We gotta think of something that all six of us can agree on..
The other queens hummed in agreement, until Anne rephrased what Jane just said.
Anne: "All six of us can agree on.." hMmMmm
Cathy: Got anything Annie?
Anne: hMmMm- how about SiX?
The other queens looked at Anne, and then at eachother, and then back to Anne, confused on how simple her suggestion is.
Cath: "SiX"?
Anne: Yeah, SiX!
She nodded.
Cathy: SiX.. SiX the musical?
They all silently agreed, although, they were still unsure, so they mumbled the name to themselves.
Queens: SiX the Musical..
~•Le End•~
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