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“Anne Boleyn, You're under arrest.”

Four words... Wait no- Five words.. those words rang through Anne's head as she stared at the tall police standing Infront of her, also staring back, handcuffs ready in one hand.

Anne: Uhm... I'm not Anne Boleyn-

Everyone around her gave her a look, especially Jane with her mouth slightly ajar.

Anne: I'm.. Anna Boleyn :D

Police: ...Anna Boleyn..?

Anne: Anne's twin sister, she uhm- ran away to Alabama to take care of the kids!-

Police: That doesn't make sense at all-

Anne: She's a unique snowflake-

Jane: Anne-

Anne: sHh.

Police: In the description here it says that Anne has dark chestnut brown hair with green eyes..

Anne: You don't know what 'twin' means don't ya?—

Police: ..And always wear her hair in space buns..

Anne: 👁️👄👁️💧

Police: Ms. Boleyn You're coming with us.

The police took Anne's arms and handcuffed her, Anne sweats and looks over to Jane, who was blocked by some policemen.

Anne: Jane save me-

Jane: UuUuh- They both wear the same hairstyles!

Police: Yeah, this woman is clearly lying, we're taking her to the police station for questioning.

The commotion woke the other queens up and even the kids, they all saw Anne being dragged out of their room.

Liz: Mum..?

Anne: I'll be fine Lizzie.

Liz: Where are they taking you?? Wh-what happened? Mum!

They already took Anne down the stairs as Liz ran after them, pleading for answers and to let Anne go but she was just pushed aside.

Police: Move aside missy, this is only adult stuff.

Liz, murmuring: I bet I'm 400 years older than you bitches-

Mary: Liz what happened?

Liz: I have no idea..

They both watched as the police escorted Anne out the door, then all of the sudden, Liz saw a vivid memory of seeing Anne getting dragged out of court by guards, then back to reality, she stumbled a bit and rubbed her eyes.

Mary: You okay Liz?

Liz: Uhm... yEaH..

Mary: You sure you're not having one of those extreme flashbacks?

Liz thought about it, that little clip of her past 2 year old life was no hallucination, she even remembered looking out through the window, watching her mother's execution, should she tell Mary that she's having a little PTSD moment?

Mary: Elizabeth?

Yeah, yeah definitely, she's your sister after all, she opened her mouth and began fumbling words.

Liz: I.. I'm fine, I probably hadn't had much sleep last night..

For fucks sake Liz I hate narrating for you-

Mary: Alright then..

The rest of the queens ran down the stairs and out the window as the police pushed Anne inside the car.

Kitty: Why did they only took Anne? We were also involved that night!

Anna: It's probably because she's the only one that the nurse saw going outside the morgue with a trash bin that day...

Kitty: I guess that makes sense..

Anna: Want some coffee? :3

Kitty: ಠ︵ಠ My cousin is literally getting arrested and you're thinking about breakfast?-

Anna: Eh, she can wait, I can't go do drama in an empty stomach now can we?

Kitty: But what about Anne?

Anna: They probably have jail breakfast waiting for her there, she'll be fine, she's Anne after all—

Kitty: aNNES GOING TO JAIL ALREADY?

Anna: wait no-

Cath: I'm surprised they didn't arrest her when I wanted them to-

Jane: oKay stop iT- grab your morning coats, we're going to Anne-

Liz: wOaH woAh woAh WOAH. I'm coming this time-

Jane: No unholy childs allowed-

Liz: What?-

Ed: Mother, you're homophobic now? :<

Jane: I'm not-

Liz: You're unholy too though-

Jane just blinked.

Jane: ..You can get your little girlfriend to take you :)

Liz: I- Lori iS nOt mY giRLfRiEnD.

Mezza: ....yet.

Jane: Anyway, you're going to school.

Ed: wHat?-

Liz: I'm dreaming, Mezza, punch me.

Mezza: Gladly.

Janie and Roy: nO.

Mary: Haha.. nice joke, tell us another one-

Jane: Nope, it's been long enough since you've all attended school, now you have to go.

Mary: Haha... You're actually serious-

Ed: bUt mOm, we just got out a few days ago-

Jane: I'm sorry-

Janie: aaAAAAAAAH-

The queen's quickly went into their room to change out of their pajamas while the kids do their usual morning argument.

~Meanwhile at Hotel de Heaven~

Cathy: MAE, CHARLIE- PACK YOUR     S🐓@#  WE'RE LEAVING-

Mae: Why did you say the chicken word mama?

Charlie: *offended tweet*

Cathy: Heaven censors bad words, Mae. :)

Mae: Oooh, so if I say F🐥#@ it won't say the bad word?

Charlie:

Cathy: mAe nO- don't ever say any bad words in you life ever again-

Mae: But.. you and everyone else say bad words.. even Eddy!

Cathy: Whaat? No we dont-

Charlie slowly turned to Cathy and gave the woman a look that clearly says: "You're a terrible parent."

Cathy: I know you're silently judging me Charlie-

Charlie: *nods*

Cathy lets out a sigh before picking up Mae and her little bag with Charlie in it.

Cathy: Right, we're going back, finally-

Mae: Why are we going back now though?

Cathy: Because your aunts took too long, and from what I heard Anne is getting arrested today so we're heading to the waiting room right now..

Mae: There's a waiting room in heaven?-

Cathy: Yeah, and a beach, a mall, and other stuff-

Charlie: *confusion*

Cathy: ..and Hell has a sauna, a nightclub, and..

Charlie stood on Cathy's shoulder and covered her mouth with a wing before she walks out the flat with them.

~At the police station~

Anne: iM InNoCenT.

Interrogater: Oh yeah? Then explain why a nurse saw you coming out from the morgue with a trash bin? One big enough to carry a whole body or two?

Anne: I don't know! I'm not good at maths-

Interrogater: Wh- what??

Anne: Well, you didn't mention the height and length of the trash bin and how tall the bodies are, so how am I supposed to solve this question if I don't have numbers?—

Interrogater: This is not maths class Ms. Boleyn-

Anne: Then why are you asking if the trash bin can carry a body or two?

Interrogater: That's not what I meant- I'm not here to teach I'm here to interrogate you.

Anne: And I thought jail teaches you a lesson-

Interrogater: That statement is not literal!

Anne: 👁️👄👁️ You should be arrested for giving out false information on commercials-

Interrogater: Ms Boleyn, ALL the commercials are lying- now answer the questions.

Anne: What questions? You only asked one question-

Interrogater: I asked two-

Anne: Wait no you asked three?

Interrogater: Alright, listen here you little shit—

Assistant: Sir Orandge, remember to keep it professional-

Anne: Pfft- Orandge?

Interrogater: Don't make fun of my name-

Anna: Anne you idiot-

Anne: I'm not the one who's sipping coffee behind the glass-

Anna: What's wrong with having breakfast here?

Anne: You're not sharing!

Jane: sHh-

Interrogater: Who are you people?-

Assistant: I'm sorry boss they won't take no for an answer-

Interrogater: Why did you let them in??-

Assistant: The one in red and the one in yellow are really intimidating I can't risk it-

Cath: Damn right we are-

Interrogater: This is the most unusual interrogation I've ever had...

Anne: Same.

Interrogater: Listen, you don't want to get behind bars, do you?

Anne: If it means I get free food then okay👍

Cath, to Jane: I feel bad for her cellmate-

Jane: She's not going to jail-

Cathy: What did we miss?

Kitty: Theyre having a hard time interrogating Annie, Cathy... WAIT A MINUTE-

Cathy: What?-

Mae: Hii Auntie Kitty!

Kitty: hOw diD yOu- wHa- uHm-

Cathy: We were so packed at the waiting room, it took us awhile..

Kitty: Waiting room?-

Cathy: I thought you knew 👁️👄👁️

Kitty: There wasn't a waiting room when I got there?—

Interrogater: gET OUT OF THIS ROOM-

Anne was pushed out of the room while she's snickering, it seems like she's got under their nerves a little too much-

Jane: How was it?-

Anne: Perfect! I got away :D

Cathy: Are you serious?-

Anne: Yeah— wait...- cAtHeriNe?

Cathy: Why were you getting arrested earlier??--

Anne: I don't know-

Jane: Annie-

Anne: Okay! I stole your bodies from the hospital, and it's my idea!

Cathy: I appreciate your efforts but you don't have to go all the way!

Anne: Then what do you expect me to do? I'm not smart as you okay??

Cathy: It's not about brains Anne! I just can't believe you'd actually go for it than making an actual plan.

Anne: There! See? You're being a smart ass again- why does it even matter? You're here now!

Anna: *eats popcorn*

Cathy: I'm just saying you could've approached it more differently-

Mae: Mama...?

Anne: Alright! You want an apology because I brought you back to life, huh? Well then, I'm sorry-

Cathy: I didn't say I wanted an apology!

Jane: Ladies? 👁️👄👁️

Anne: Well you sure sound like it!

Cathy: I don't want an apology! My point is—

Anne: I did it so I could see you again! You know why? Because I missed you, I awfully missed you, it just felt so lonely and incomplete without you around.. so if that means I have to jump over great white sharks then sure..

There was silence as both of them looked at eachother, the police that were there were watching the whole scene, then Cathy broke into tears.

Cathy: I-im sorry, I didn't mean to start an argument with you, I just..

Anne: Its okay :3, you're here now-

They both hugged and the queens smiled while Mae and Charlie clapped, and they all went back to the mansion.

~•Le End•~

Y'all think the bad stuff will take a break from here? Author says, no :)