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Jane: I think Mr. Knollys was involved.

Cath: What? Can you explain?

Jane: I.. just had this gut feeling that something was off, it's just me though.

Anne: I guess? I don't see anything wrong at all, atleast I hope nothing is about to go wrong..

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Mez gently pulled away from the door and looked back to Lettice who was casual dancing along to a melody, she just stood there and watch, grinning, until the girl noticed her.

Lettice: What are you smiling at?

Mezza: Nothing-

Lettice: ..You were watching me dance weren't you?

Mezza: Obviously..

Lettice just sighed and turned away from her.

Lettice: Okay fine, you can watch me practice, and only watch.

Mezza: Alright, it's not like I'm going to ✨ touch✨ you or anything-

Lettice: Why would you touch me?-

Mezza: ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯

Lettice: Anyway, I need another pair of ballet shoes, and since you're here, you get it for me.

Mezza: What to I get from it?

Lettice: Nothing, now grab the chest.

Mezza gave her a look before shrugging her shoulders and walking over to Lettice, the girl looked at her confused until Mez placed a hand on her chest, she froze and blushed at her.

Lettice: Wh-what are y-you d-doing?-

Mezza: You said grab the chest, and wooow you're really flexing them—

Lettice: Y-You pervert! N-not that chest! Hands off!

She gestured to the little box that was sitting on a dresser and pushed Mezza off her, covering her chest by crossing her arms as Mezza laughed lightly and just smirked before walking over to the dresser.

Mez then returned shortly and handed the chest to Lettice, who ignored her and was still in the same pose as earlier, not looking at Mezza.

Mezza: Oi, here's your shoes..?—

Lettice: You think they're big?

The girl was taken aback from this sudden question and stiffened, before immediately turning red, letting out a nervous chuckle.

Mezza: Aah.. what?-

Lettice: These, do you think they're big?

Lettice gestured down to her chest as Mez sweats while looking at them.

Mezza: Yeah!— I mean nO- well uhm-

Lettice: dONT LIE TO ME JUST TELL ME IF MY BOOBS ARE BIG.

Mezza: wHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY ASKING ME THAT QUESTION JUST WEAR YOUR SHOES.

Lettice: aNSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION- ARE MY BOOBS BIG ?

At this point Mezza was internally drooling, or even screaming just because of the dumb joke that she just did.. and look where that got her.

Mezza: Okay, Okay! Your boobs are big, now sToP iT.

Lettice smiled and happily took the ballet shoes from the chest that Mezza was holding and put them on, until someone knocked on the door.

Jane: Uhm.. Hello? Oh hey girls, I thought I heard screaming in here, everything alright?

Mezza: Everything's perfectly gay— I mean, Everything's perfectly great, Aunt Jane.

As soon as she finished that, Janie popped her head in and grinned at Mezza.

Janie: I found you, you bitch-

Jane: Language.

Janie: Sorry Auntie..

Mezza: Hey! I thought we were on break.

Janie: NaH, so far I only found Ed, now come onnn help me out here.

Mezza: Fiinnee, be there in a sec.

Janie nodded and went out the door, Mez turned around, walking over to the drawer and placed the chest back to where it was originally, she then saw Lettice now in her complete Zumba outfit, and she was stretching.

Mezza: Where did the oversized donut go?-

Lettice: Oh shut it, just go and play your childish games, I'm busy.

Mezza: Hide and seek isn't childish though-

Lettice: Yeah yeah.

Suddenly, Lettice's phone rang and the girl stopped stretching and went over to it to pick it up, a hint of excitement was spread across her face as plopped down to a couch and answered it.

Mezza: Who's that?

Lettice: Shh!

Lettice narrowed her eyes at Mezza before clicking on the green button, grinning.

Lettice: Hey Robbyy!~ I missed you!

Mezza: Ah... Ronald.

Lettice: Oh no, you can't come over today sorry! .....No! I'm not cheating- .... Oh my god, stop being a tease!

Mezza, in the background: ಠ_ಠ ... So uh, I'm just going to—

Lettice: Oh no she did not! ...No ...nO.

Mezza: hELlo?-

Lettice: Yeah, after she said that I was like-

Mezza sighed and just went out the door, completely ignored and unnoticed, she then saw the rest of the kids fighting over something stupid, and decided to just join in even if the subject wasn't related to her because she's bored.

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Jane: About the Knollys suspicion..

The other queens then turned their head to the blonde once more, interested.

Anna: Go on..

Jane: I was thinking, why are they so rich?

Anne: Jobs..?

Jane: Thats close-

Cath: Wait a minute, don't they own a hospital..? I think I heard it around somewhere.

The room was silent for a moment, until one of them spoke up.

Anne: I don't get it..

Cath: I-

Kitty: I don't get it but at the same time I do-

Anne: Cathy would have got it..

Kitty quickly pulled Anne closer, rubbing her back gently.

Jane: I'm sure Cathy could have been as confused as we are, so let's put our heads together, okay?

The cousins looked at her confusingly before nodding and took their chockers off, after that they then pulled their heads off, looking at the other queens who seemed to be staring at them.

Anne: What? Jane said to put our heads together.

Jane: I didn't mean literally-

Cath: Do you really had to remind me that you two can take your heads off like that?

Kitty: Hey, it's hard to breath when your head is detached from your body-

Anne: That's right, also, Hey Aragon, do you remember when you were about to throw my head out the window—

Cath: And I still question myself why I didn't drop your head immediately.

Anne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) butcha' didn't-

Anna: oKay, can you two please put your heads back on your shoulders?-

Apparently, the longer their heads are detached from their bodies, the more stupider they get, this fact was proven correct once Anne tried to place her head back on her neck, but ended up placing it upside down-

Kitty: Is mayonnaise an instrument..?

Anne: 👄👁️👄.

Anna: What the fu—

Cath: Should we help them?

Jane nodded while Anna was staring at  Kitty, who was eating her hair and how Anne was saying profanities in French. Jane leaned over and placed both of her cousins heads back on,l correctly, and helped them put their chockers back on.

Jane: Anyways, where were we?-

Kitty: No seriously, is mayonnaise an instrument??

Everyone:

Kitty: Nevermind-

Cath: Okay, so the dude who lives here owns a hospital? what about it?

Jane: You see- I'm trying to piece things together in my head but it just won't click, like something is missing-

Anne: My number one suspects are Henry the fucking eighth and Thomas fucking Seymour, they're the closest! Maybe Henry was too pissed that Catherine outlived him—

Anna: Hey- I outlived all of you-

Anne: nOt nOw aNnA, I'm trying to sound smart-

Kitty: So you're saying that they both did all of that?

Anne: That's what I think-

Cath: We're driving away from the hospital theory though-

Jane: I just thought that maybe, thanks to Anne, they borrowed some chemicals from the hospital and mAyBe that's what they used to do the bomb?

Cath: Oh, and maybe of what you said about Francis owning the exact same hospital that the bodies are currently at..

Anna: What if this so called "autopsy" is just something.. more?

They all turned to Kitty, who was the only one who experienced going to the afterlife and then come back after a few days, she stared into space for a moment.

Kitty: It must have been to prevent Cath or Mae to come back sooner.. If I remember correctly, if you go back down without a grave you wouldn't come back in the same country...?

At this moment, Anne's eyes lit up with.. excitement? She got up and grabbed Cathy's hoodie and put it on looking at the other queens.

Anne: I got it- if we go now and give both of them a grave then maybe they can come back closer to us!

Anna: Now?

Anne: dUh. Come onn let's get the shovels and dig them sOmE gRaVes.

Jane: Its not as easy as it sounds Anne-

Anne: I don't care! I just want to see Cathy again..

Before Jane could say anything else, a knock interrupted her, and in came the Maid.

Maid: Master Knollys has hosted a party tonight, and he invited all of you to join.

Jane: Uhm, alright, we'll be right down.

The Maid gave them a quick nod and closed the door, the green queen then turned to look at her second cousin.

Anne: You're choosing the lame party instead of saving Cathy and Mae?

Jane: It's a great opportunity to question Knollys about the hospital, and we don't even have the plan properly planned out yet!

Anne just groaned but then considered Jane's word, they all got dressed up with the dresses that were in their closet in their respective colours and a little bit of makeup, it's not much but atleast their comfortable, they made their way downstairs, it was already packed with adults in suits and dresses, the kids were nowhere to be seen so that's a good sign.

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They began looking for the man, they scattered themselves in every part of the floor but there was no sign of him, until Cath found him outside, talking to what seems like a couple.

Cath: 👁️–👁️

She texted all of the queens to where she was and soon enough they are all together, and were listening to the conversation, just in case.

Francis: Still hadn't found your daughter, Lorelei?

Lorelei: I haven't seen her since she burned the house down.. my poor little Lori must have been lost somewhere..

Francis: Actually, one of my maids said that she visited a few days ago..

Lorelei: She must've went with her Aunts... Dennis, do you still have my roach necklace? I need it.

Dennis: No. Anyway Francis, do you still have those syringes I ordered..?

Francis: They're at the second floor, along with your precious drugs.

Dennis: Thanks. Great party by the way.

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Cath: wRitE tHat dOwN, wRiTe tHat dOwN.

Anne: How do you spell 'syringes' again?-

Jane: I think we have what we need-

Kitty: That he's selling drugs to creepy people?-

Jane: eVerY biT iS iMpOrtAnt.

The queens then left just as Francis turned to take a look, although they had no idea what to do with the new information.

~•Le End•~

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