Warning: Hose Abuse.

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Kitty followed Anna to the back of the house, Anna stopped them, and went behind Kitty to cover her eyes, and carefully guided the young queen outside.

When they got there, Anna slowly remove her hands from Kitty's eyes, Kitty gasped at the sight, lanterns are hanged up, a neat picnic at the centre, and the stars in the night sky.

It was simple, but its beautiful enough for Kitty.

Kitty: Oh my gosh, Anna, this is amazing!

Kitty runs over to the area and starts twirling and jumping around, Anna admired it.

Anna: Its not much though, I was a bit  surprised that they still have candles-

Kitty: Its enough.. But why did you make all of this though? Its too much for your first night here.

Anna: I did said we could relive that night, just the two of us ..

Kitty: I didn't expect it this soon !

Kitty ran over to Anna and hugged her.
Anna took the chance take Kitty's hand, and starts humming a tune. "Swete was the Song"

(I literally have to search YouTube for that ;-;)

Kitty was surprised, but she went along with it.

They danced the night away, the sound of the cold breeze blowing their hair, the bit of light from the lanterns and candles illuminated the area, the hypnotizing darkness, along with all the stars making hundreds of patterns.

Everything felt like a dream to Kitty, a dream she never knew she had.

~•Next day•~

Anne wakes up with the sunlight hitting her face.

Anne: groaning

Anne abruptly gets up, and glances over to Kitty, peacefully sleeping, window closed on her side.

Instead of closing her own window and going back to sleep like the majority of people would do, she dragged herself over to Kitty's bed, and pushes Kitty off, stealing her spot.

Kitty, who's half awake: wha- Annee ..

Anne: complaining in French

Kitty: Get off my bed-

Kitty tries to push Anne away, but she's too tired to even do so.

Kitty: Annieee . .

Anne: Noooo. . .

Kitty, went close to Anne's ear and whispered: Racoons doesn't exist.

With that, Anne immediately jolted up.

Anne: They do—

Kitty pushes Anne off and reclaimed her spot.

Anne: dang it-

Kitty: Too bad ..

Kitty had fallen back to sleep, leaving a now awake Anne, bored.

She made her way to the third room, and shakes Jane.

Jane: Hmm?..

Anne: How do I work the magic portrait?

Jane: Greenn ..

Anne confused, looks down at her green pajamas.

Anne: What about my pajamas?

Jane mumbled something, Anne cant really hear.

And so, without a choice, Anne walks off to the kitchen and grabs a glass of water, goes in the first room and drops it on a sleeping Catherine.

Cath: wHa- A N N E.

Anne: Hi, help me with the magic portrait!

Cath: In your dreams, Boleyn-

Anne starts dragging the older girl off the bed.

Cath: aNNE LET GO OFF ME

Anne: nOT UNTIL YOU AGREE ON HELPING ME

Cath: nEVER-

Anna: Could y'all shut up- Its early in the morning—

Anne: cATHERINE WONT HELP ME

Cath: aSK JANE-

The door then swung open.

Jane: Ask Jane what-

Anna:

Anne:

Cath:

Jane, clearly disappointed, turned her attention to Cath on the floor with her ankle in Annes hand.

Jane: I thought I told you two to get along-

Anne points to Cath.

Anne: She started it-

Cath: Wha- No I didn't!

Anne: She poured water on me!

Cath: tHAT WAS YOU—

Anne: aRE YOU SURE ?

Cath: I SAW YOU, ABOVE ME, WITH A GLASS CUP-

Anne: ARE YOU SURE ITS A GLASS CUP ?

Before both of them knew it, water was spraying in their faces, by Jane, with a garden hose. Amen.

Both looked at the woman, who's sipping coffee, in her night gown holding a garden hose.

Garden hose.

Anna, in the background, was laughing her ass off.

A confused sleepy Cathy, walked over to take a look.

Cathy: How did you get the water shooting green snake upstairs?-

(I have to look up if hoses exist in their time, the stupidest question I had asked google-)

Jane: They've been arguing about water, so I thought this would be ironic.

A newly awakened Kitty joined in.

Kitty: Morning guys, whats- SNAKE—

Kitty jumped behind Cathy, terrified.

Anne: Snake? Where??-

Cath: Its not a snake—

Anna: SssSssSs..

Cathy: What kind of conversation is this-

Jane: Okay okay, everyone stop talking about the water shooting snake, we're scaring Kitty !

The queens glanced over to Kitty, whos with a scared expression, and Anne, jumped into action, with a hair brush, and starts whacking the hose with it, Anna also joins in with a lamp.

Anne: DiE diE-

Anna: diE yOu bEaSt.

Cath is internally questioning herself if she's about to live with crackheads for the rest of her second life.

Cathy also decided to join, by strangling the hose.

Jane just smiles, when she saw Kitty calming down.

~•~

Its time for breakfast, and Jane and Cath were in the kitchen, and the rest of the queens fixing up the dining room, wait, no. Sitting and debating on which flavour is the best.

Cath: Why are they like this?

Jane: They are who they are Cath, you'll get use to it, who knows, maybe it would turn out to be a normal thing in this family ..

Cath paused for a second.

Cath: Family?

Jane looks at Cath with a small smile.

Jane: Yeah, a Family..

Cath paused again.

Cath: With Anne?

Jane: Mhm

Cath: Anne Boleyn?

Jane: Yep

Cath: The Anne Boleyn who lost her head?

Jane Yeahh?

Cath: The Anne Boleyn from the French Court who then took my place in 1533?

Jane: Uuh-

Cath: The Anne Boleyn who's about to scream in 3 seconds?

Jane: Wha-

Anne: nO, CHOCOLATE IS BETTER, AND KITTY AGREES—

Cathy: wELL I THINK VANILLA IS SO MUCH BETTER, RIGHT ANNA?

Anna: S O S

Kitty: sOMEONE HELP

Cath looks at Jane, who has a rather sad expression.

Cath: Uh- sorry ..

Jane: No I'm fine, its just that she didn't really mean it, she's just doing what she's told, no one can say 'no' to the king if you know what I'm saying..

Cath looks down to think, and nods at Jane.

Cath: I'll try to tone it down with her next time ..

Jane smiled and leans her head on Cath's shoulder, Cath smiled and went back focusing on cooking.

~•Meanwhile•~

Anne: cHOCOLATE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR AGES.

Cathy: hOW DOES THAT HELP-

Anne: cAUSE IVE READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT AT MIDNIGHT

Cathy: wHO READS CHOCOLATE ARTICLES AT MIDNIGHT

Anne: mE

Kitty: Caramel is better-

Anne: wHaT-

Cathy: eXcuSe me-

Kitty: Yep, Caramel contains minimal fat, no saturated fat and no cholesterol, to help with a balanced diet. It can also help with some healthy things too-

Anne:

Cathy:

Kitty:

Anne: Who are you and what did you do to my cousin-

Cathy, wiping a tear from her cheek: Another me-

Anne: N O

Then suddenly Anna bursts through the door with the beaten up garden hose.

Anna: I'll wash away all your problems mates-

Anne: Anna nO, aim it at Cathy-

Cathy: N O, aim it at Anne-

Anna: Let tHe wAteR sHoOtiNg sNakE sPeaK.

Garden Hose:

Anna: It has spoken-

Kitty immediately hid under the table.

Anna: Prepare to meet your dooms-

Cathy: Anna nO-

Anna starts shooting water in every direction she can, until Jane and Cath went out with the food.

Cath: wha-

Jane: How di-

Kitty slowly comes out of the table.
Cathy and Anne wet, the floor has a few puddles, and the walls dripping water.

Jane: Who started this?

Anna:

Kitty:

Cathy:

Anne:

All of them except Anne: Anne Started the debate !

Anne:

Anne: You guys suck-

~•Le End•~

Yayy-