So, I'm more sane this time and I hope that this chapter will be better-

Btw, thx for 1k+ reads :'³
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'Twas another day without Kitty, Anne got up and stretched her limbs and stared at Kitty's side of the room, it was dark on that side, the windows were closed, and most of her stuff were pushed up to the corner of the room, and it was clean, too clean.

Anne had not wore anything colorful yet, and neither did the others, but they are doing much better than earlier days, she fixed herself up and glanced at Kit kingdom one more time before going to the kitchen.

There, she found Jane cooking breakfast as usual, Anna swore that Jane could start a restaurant, but Jane prefer a salon instead, which is far from what they expected, but it was fine-

Anne: Morning Blondie-

Jane: I have a frying pan- Oh Anne- why are you here?-

Anne: . . . I'm hungry-

Jane: Oh yea- can you help me out here?

Anne: Make the person who usually helps you help-

Jane gave Anne a sad expression.

Jane: She can't help me now though..

Anne: Oh..

A few seconds of silence passed before Anne sat up and walked to Jane's side.

Anne: What do I do?-

Jane smiled at Anne.

Jane: Make the coffees and Hot chocolates.

Anne: Wait, you make hot chocolates??

Jane: Yeah? For the kids- oh shoot..

Anne: yOuRe tEllinG mE tHat yOuRe giVinG mE cOfFeE-

Jane: Forgive me pls-

Anne: nO- this is unacceptable- you know how sugarholic my child is-

Jane: i diDnT kNoW tHaT-

Anna: Morning bit-

Jane & Anne: N O

Anna: The kids aren't even awake though-

Jane: ಠ_ಠ

Anne: ┐( ˘_˘)┌

Anna: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Jane: Why did you flip the table-

Anna: It deserves it-

Jane: No it doesn't-

Anne: I'm gonna go to my room-

Jane: iT dEsErvEs jUstiCe-

Anna: iT hAs nO feEliNgs-

Jane: Plants are alive right?

Anna: . . Yes?

Jane: Humans are alive?

Anna: Mhm.

Jane: Trees starts off like a plant, right?

Anna: ..Maybe?

Jane: We get wood from trees..?

Anna: Yes-

Jane: This table, is made out of wood.

Jane: (･ω･)つ ┻━┻

Anne: Jane- I think thats too far-

Jane: sO IN CONCLUSION, THIS TABLE HAS FEELINGS.

Anna: N O.

Anne: Imma go-

Jane: Did you finish the drinks?-

Anne: Uhm- 🚶🏻‍♀️

Jane: Anne-

Anne: 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Jane: Come back down the stairs-

Anna: Well that's sad.

Jane turned to Anna.

Anna: 👁️-👁️

Jane: 👁️u👁️

Anna: cATH-

Cath came down the stairs almost tripping-

Cath: What-

Anna: Take my place-

Cath: No.

She casualy walks back upstairs.

Jane: H e l p m e.

Anna: Fine-

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Elizabeth was opening up some makeup powder that she discovered in her drawers and chucked everything out which stained the bed sheets.

Mary: Hey Liz, have y- hOLy cHriSt wHaT hApPenEd-

Liz: What?

Mary: Your bed is so dirty-

Liz: Like me-

Mary: No. Also, what is that?-

Liz: The thing that killed me-

Mary: I'm sure that's not deadly anymore-

Liz: oH yEaH? What if this has LED poison in it?? Mercury?

Mary: no-

Liz: I don't wanna die because of makeup- that would be embarrassing-

Mary: But you did die because of-

Liz: dOnT rEmiNd mE-

Janie threw the door open.

Mary: Morning-

Janie: Hi- Guess What-

Mary and Liz: What?

Janie: Mezza is slowly remembering things!

Mary: That's good to hear-

Liz: Woo... Wait, oH sHiT-

Janie: What- ohh.

Liz: Where is she-

Janie: In our room-

Liz dragged herself out the room and noticed something weird moving in the corner.

Liz: Who's there?-

Anne popped her head to the side and gestured Liz to keep her mouth shut about this-

Liz: Mum, why are y- You know what I'm not gonna ask-

She reached for the door knob of Janie and Mezza's room and pushed the door open, Mezza was on her bed hugging a pillow, she glanced at the girl and jolted up.

Mezza: Bitch?

Liz: Whore?

Jane, downstairs: mOUTHS ??

Liz: You're back, fucker-

Mezza: Not entirely, dumbass-

Liz: I can't believe I provided for you, you dunce.

Mezza: Well thanks alot, slut.

Liz: I miss the nice Mezza-

Mezza: She ain't coming back now-

Liz: Fuck you-

Mezza: Awe, Fuck you too-

Liz and Mezza: (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Elizabeth sighed and took a deep breath before slowly approaching Mezza.

Mezza: Wait- Okay- I didn't know you miss the nice me t h a t much- Don't hurt me-

Liz stopped Infront of her and looked at her straight in the eyes, and immediately hugged her.

Mezza: I thought you were going to hit me with a table this time-

She hugged back, smiling.

Liz: Do you want me to?-

Mezza: No-

Liz: ..I'm so sorry .. I didn't mean it I swear. I never thought a chair could do something like that- I mean-

Mezza: .. No I'm supposed to be sorry, I dipped your head in boiling water AND smashed a vase on you, I got carried away- And I didn't mean the hurtful things that I said.. most of them.

Liz: Don't know how to feel about the last part but okay-

She pulled away and lifts her hand.

Liz: Friends?

Mezza: No.

Liz: Uhm- Enemies..?

Mezza: Nah.

Liz: . . . Frenemies??

Mezza: You're getting closer-

Liz: uuuhh- gays?-

Mezza: Wha- no-

Liz: Sorry sorry- Cousins?

Mezza: . . .Eh close enough-

She took her hand and shook it.

Mezza: Wanna annoy Mary?

Liz: Sure-

They raced to the door and ended up bumping into Anne.

Anne: Bitche- I MeAn- Careful-

Liz: Sorry mum-

Anne: Why are you running around-

Liz: Me and my beloved cousin are going to annoy Mary-

Anne smiled.

Anne: ..That's what me and Kitty would usually do to Aragon, say, how about you "borrow" an idea from the OG beheaded cousins?

Liz: Tell us-

Anne: I'll tell you a classic, get a small bucket and fill it with hand soap-

Mezza: Wouldn't Aunt Jane or Catherine get mad?-

Anne smirked.

Anne: That's one of the million fun parts when planning a prank. Taking risks. That way you'll k n o w it's worth it.

Both looked at eachother and nodded.

Anne: As I was saying, fill it up but not too much because you'll need the leftovers for the floor, I have a confetti shooter under my bed, you get what I'm saying?

Both nodded, smiling uncontrollably.

Anne: You put the bucket above the door, spread as much as you can on the floor, and one of you can fire my confetti shooter while the other call Mary out.

Anne: Okay soldiers, go!

They darted to the downstairs bathroom and just shoved everything in their arms, Liz randomly picked up a red bucket and dropped in all of the hand soap that they could find, they ran back up stairs and began pouring everything in while Anne gets her confetti shooter.

Anne: Which side did I placed that again..?

??: Anne..?

Anne: Yes?

She bumped her head while moving up to look at the girl.

Anne: Ow-

Cathy: You need help? Also, why is Liz and Mezza squeezing hand soaps in a bucket-

Anne: Shh, you're gonna enjoy it soon. And yeah I would like that-

Cathy sat down next to Anne, and starts looking under the bed.

Cathy: What are you looking for?

Anne: My confetti shooter-

Cathy: Your what-

Anne: Don't tell Jane, nor Catherine, Catherine.

Cathy: Okay- What does it look like?

Anne: It's like this, tube size thingy and it's green and cool and sparkly and -

Cathy: Like this?

She pulled out a cylindrical thing fitting with Anne's description well.

Anne: Yeah!

She grabbed Cathy's hand and dragged her out side the room, Liz and Mezza was almost finish with painting the floor with hand soap.

Anne: Soldiers, Up.

They stopped and carefully walked to Anne, she gave the confetti shooter to Mezza.

Anne: Okay, Mez, hide near the door while Liz calls Mary, then after the hand soap falls on her you shoot the confetti-

Mezza: Yes Ma'am-

Anne: Good, soldiers, attack!

They went to their places and hid while Liz calls Mary.

Liz: mARY, MEZZA IS PLANNING AN ASSASSINATION ON YOU-

Mezza: You bitc-

Mary: W H A T

Mary rushed outside and the bucket fell down drenching her with hand soap.

Mary: The hell-

Mezza: SURPRISE BIATCH

Mezza jumped up and started shooting confetti at Mary, most of it sticked on almost every bit of her.

Mary: I-

She stepped back and slipped which made her go sliding across the floor, she was able to grab a random door knob with two hands, stopping her.

Liz: She survived-

Mezza: Impossible- isn't hand soap slippery?-

Mary looked at the two and gave them a death glare, she pulled herself up.

Mary: 'Tis a big mistake that's what you did-

Mezza: sHiT- make a run for it-

Liz: yEah-

Mary: COME BACK HERE YOU TWO DEVILS-

Cath: Did I hear DEVILS-

Mary chased both of them despite the slippery hand soap on her feet, they ran to the attic and you could hear Roy screeching.

Roy: wHAT IS WITH GIRLS RANDOMLY RUNNING IN MY ROOM- GET OUT YOU COOTIE INFESTED MONSTERS-

Mezza: wHAT THE FuCk DID YOU JUST SAY?

Liz: sAY IT AGAIN AND WE'LL GIVE YOU "COOTIES"

Mary: iM COVERED IN HAND SOAP-

Ed: GUYS SHUT UP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT-

Liz: WHY IS EDWARD HERE?

Roy: I DON'T KNOW

Ed: THE WIFI IS STRONGER UP HERE-

Roy: THAT'S IT OUT OF MY ROOM, ALL OF YOU.

Cathy and Anne were laughing while the others not involved were completely confused.

Anna and Jane ran up stairs Janie and Cath got out of the rooms all of them almost slipped.

Anna: Why is there so much hand soap on the floor-

Cath: It happened again-

Jane: hyperventilating

Cath: Oh shi- EVERYONE SHE'S GONNA BLOW

They all locked their doors while Mary, Ed, Mezza and Liz were still outside.

Jane: WHO CAUSED THIS MASSACRE TO THE POOR FLOOR ?!

Mary and Ed: MEZZA AND LIZZIE

Jane: YOU TWO CLEAN THIS UP AND NO HOT CHOCOLATE FOR YOU.

Mezza: At least it's worth it right Liz?-

Liz: I prefer hot chocolate than seeing Mary looking like a confetti chicken-

Mezza: You suck-

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