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•|Time Skip to the day Liz and Stuart|•
•|get discharged.|•

Liz snuggled into her orange jacket as she waits for the queens, and everytime she's awake Mary is asleep, which bothers her a bit.

She heard a knock on the door and a doctor came in.

Doctor: Good Morning, your mother just called and she said that her and your aunts will be here soon, how are you feeling?

Liz: I'm feeling much better, thank you.

Doctor: Very well, I recommend both of you to prepare while you're waiting. Have a good day.

She walked out of the door and the room went silent and the only sound that can be heard was Stuart's light snoring.

She figured she should wake Mary up she hadn't seen her awake for a whole week, after what happened.

Liz puts on her jacket and approaches the bed and examines her for a bit, the queens were nice enough to buy the new three some clothes aswell, Stuart was wearing a magenta t-shirt, her dark denim jacket and jeans was neatly folded beside her.

She nudged the girl, who flickered her eyes open with an annoyed look and their eyes met, Lizzie tensed as the girl sat up looking around her, confused.

Stuart: Who are you, may I ask?

Liz: Its me, Elizabeth?

She looked at Lizzie up and down, becoming even more confused.

Stuart: A dreadful dress.. I must say..

Liz: I'm not wearing a dress-

Stuart: Are you even wearing a corset, Elizabeth?

Liz: No- I don't need it-

Stuart: It is okay to just admit that you are flat.

Liz: what-

Stuart: I know being flat at the age of 35 is hard, it is not my intention to insult or judge you.

Liz: . . . I'm 14-

Stuart: Ah, denial. You know Elizabeth, you should probably stop using that make up, look at your face.

Liz: I woke you up. For you to say these things to me-

Stuart: Really? I have to be honest I have alot of insults for you.

Liz: I- Are you sure you have amnesia-

Stuart: I have what?

Lizzie sighed and picked up the folded clothes and places it Infront of Mary.

Liz: Its yours..

Stuart: Whats this??

Liz: Your clothes..?

Stuart: Really...?

Liz: Just wear it-

Stuart picks up the denim jacket and looks at it for awhile.

Stuart: The color is nice.

Liz: Okay-

She struggled to put it on.

Liz: . . . Mary..

Stuart: Yes?-

Liz: That's backwards. . .

Stuart: It is?

Liz: This part is supposed to cover your back.

Elizabeth pulls the jacket off and flips it around, she places it on Stuart's back and slides the sleeves on.

Stuart: Its quite comfortable.

Liz: Mhm.

She picks up the jeans

Liz: I think you know how to put this on.

Stuart: Hm, I can try.

Liz: Ight.

She gives it to her and turns around, admiring the little paintings on the walls.

Stuart: Done.

Liz turns back around, slowly.

Liz: You have to button that, and pull that up-

Stuart: This?

She points at the front of her jeans, Lizzie's face went a little red.

Liz: Y-yes-

She looks away, hearing her struggling, she looks back.

Liz: You need help-?

Stuart: ..Yes.

She places her hands on the jeans and struggles to pull the zipper up, ended up tugging it.

Liz: Its stuck-

Stuart: Wait-

The door swung opened and Anne, Anna and Jane went in.

Anne: Hey we- WAIT ELIZABETH-

Liz: Mother-

Anne: jUSt bEcAusE sHe hAs aMneSiA dOeSnT mEaN yOu tWo cAn gEt iT oN-

Jane: Anne-

Elizabeth's face went full red at this point.

Liz: iTs nOt wHat iT loOks liKe-

Anne: YoU weRe unZipPinG heR pAntS-

Liz: i wAs dOinG tHe eXaCt oPpOsiTe-

Anna: Heh- Gay-

Liz: She's my cousin-

Anne: Well- . . .

-oh yeah I forgot about that.

Anna: FBI OPEN UP

Anne: aNNA N O

Anna: You stole my line-

Jane: Its actually my line.

Anne: All of the lines are mine. Including-

Jane: Anne, N O.

Anne:

Anne: You have successfully reclaimed your line.

Stuart: What specific lines are you talking about?

Anne: Oh- you wanna know? Okay first-

Liz: wE sHoUld pRoBaBlY gO mEzZA-

Mezza: Pardon?

Liz: Its a nickname-

Anne: Follow me children-

Anna: -If you wish to seek death.

Anne: Anna you bi-

Anna: -sexual queen.

Jane:

Jane: Always follow the sane one.

They left the room and met Cath outside waiting in her car.

Mezza: Where are the horses?-

Liz: Th-

Anne: The horse is inside.

Cath glared at Anne and flipped her off.

Anna: Heh, the irony.

Anne: You dont deserve that license!-

Cath: Okay, have fun walking home, Boleyn.

Anne: You forgot one thing, Aragon. I have my heelys-

Jane: Its in the car, Anne.

Anne:

Anne: Lemme in-

Cath: No.

Anne: Please.

Cath: No.

Anne: Please-

Cath: No.

Anne: pLeAsE.

Cath: No.

Anne: P L E A S E.

Cath: No way.

Anne was the only one left outside.

Anne: Okay, Catalina. If you want it that way.

Anne began climbing the car.

Cath: Anne- wHaT tHe fUcK-

Anne: LeT mE iN.

Cath: oKAY oKAY JUST GET OFF MY CAR.

Liz: Ah, Monkey on the car..

Jane:

Cath:

Mezza:

Anne: Monkey on the car?-

Anna: Wha-

Liz: fUcK oFf-

Anna:

Anna: I feel you.

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Meanwhile back at home Cathy and Kitty were playing chess, and it seems like Kitty was raging.

Kitty: cHecKmAte bIt-

Cathy: Kitty, N O.

Kitty: Sorry-

Cathy: Want to go again?-

Kitty: Yep, also Cathy I got something to tell you..

Cathy: What is it?

Kitty: . . . If you seek Amy.

Cathy: What-

Realization hit Cathy like a rock and she turned bright red. Kitty noticed and gave her a smirk.

Cathy: How did.. why.. when.. who.. where.. did.. okay.. wait..-

Kitty: Cathy pleaseee, if you seek Amy!

Cathy: kiTtY sToP, yOurE mAkiNg mE qUesTiOn mY sExUaLiTy.

Kitty: If you seek Amy, Cathy I really need it...

Cathy: bE iNnOcEnT aGaIn pLeaSe.

Kitty can't help but laugh, she gave Cathy a mischievous smile.

Kitty: That's what you get for killing my last Knight!

Cathy: Its not my fault you placed it there-

Kitty: I'll let you 'if you seek Amy' hard, if you let me win Cathy~

Cathy hid her face.

Cathy: What did Anne give you-

Kitty: Those magic bottles from under her bed, and then both of us went on a Britney spears marathon-

Cathy:

Cathy: I'm so telling Jane-

Edward who was in the couch watching a show, listening to the conversation.

Ed: What does 'If you seek Amy' mean?

Kitty: It means-

Cathy: nOTHING

Ed: Okay-

The door opened and Anne was rolled in with her heelys, Cathy jumped up from her seat and rushed to Jane.

Jane: Oh hey Cathy-

Cathy: jANE JANE JANE

Jane: what-

Cathy: aNNE.

Cathy told Jane what Anne and Kitty did earlier in the morning, Jane's face went full angry mom mode.

Jane: aNNE BOLEYN.

Anne: Yes-

Jane: yOU MIXED JUICE AND LAUNDRY POWDER. AND YOU MADE KITTY DRINK IT??

Anne: She was thirsty-

Kitty came in waddling with a cup in her hand, she looked more off that before, she waddled to Jane and looked at her straight in the eye.

Kitty: Jane-

Jane: Yes?

Kitty: come close-

Jane leaned head closer to Kitty who whispered in her ear.

Kitty: If you seek Amy.

Jane: Who's Amy?-

Kitty: Cathy Cathy Cathy.

Cathy: Stay back-

Kitty: I just want you to 'if you seek Amy' :(

Anne was laughing uncontrollably in the background, Jane in a confused state, and Cathy is now on the floor, looking like Elmo.

Mezza pulled Lizzie's hand gaining her attention.

Liz: hm?

Mezza: What type of family is this..?

Liz: A dysfunctional family. A family you would never regret to be in. A family that is full of love and happiness.

Mezza: 👁️👄👁️

Liz: Welcome home.

~•Le End•~