zayn created a groupchat named 'Larry fucked tf up and now we gotta help'

liampayne and niallhoran were added to the group chat

March 29th

zayn

they're fucked

liampayne

who?

oh

larry? who's larry?

zayn

babe no- louis and harry

delete it before niall sees it please omg 

niallhoran

my ship SAILED

can ya believe it?

zayn

niel. now is not the time istg

liampayne

im so confused

babe helppppp

zayn

you are on ur own now

liampayne

:(((

niallhoran

WOAH

HOLD THE BLOODY PHONE

liampayne

holding

niallhoran

YA DONT KNOW WHO LARRY IS??

how are we friends ???

zayn

Niall we do not have the time for this

and i dont have the patience

or the energy

niallhoran

FINE

i'll educate u later payno

liampayne

tf...

i'm terrified. :/

zayn

ANYWHO

look boys. louis and harry got caught by the paps

same day as harry came out- everyone is gonna connect the dots and theyre gonna be hounded by pretty much everyone

niallhoran

oh shit.

well what are we gonna do?

shouldnt we be talking to the boys as well?

liampayne

ohhhh

ive just seen the celeb news post

cant we cancel them of summat???

zayn

i wish liam

and if we tried to talk to louis and harry theyd try and play it off and deal with it on their on- but lets be honest, theyre gonna screw it up again and crack under the pressure

so im making a game plan without them knowing

and theyll have no choice but to go with it :)

liampayne

im dating a mastermind xxxx

niallhoran

#thirdwheeler

#butiloveitcosimcaptain

zayn

im going to kill you niall.

niall

yeah whatever

love u too

liampayne

ur turn to watch it nialler

zayn is mine :)

whats the plan baby?

zayn

jlhjklhyuoi

ahem, moving on

niall

XDDD

getting flustered zaynie?

zayn

shut it.

the plan is to take the spotlight off of them, alright?

do summat to get the media's attention

you both cool with that?

niallhoran

i can do that, sure

liampayne

no worries babe xx

niallhoran

#ziam

zayn

piss off nialler

niallhoran

mawahahaha