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April 7, 2016 (Thursday) 10:31

'we're all gay here lmao' Groupchat

'waterboi, birdboi, MINECWAFT, eyeglassesboi, ImTallAndPale, ImShortAndTan, demonass, grammarcel, aquabunbun's 'actual' husband, aquabunbun, themom?, theirishdad?'

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waterboi: ugh... i hate math

grammarcel: aren't you supposed to be in the student council office for the whole day like you usually do?

waterboi: ask evan

grammarcel: why? @ evan what did jon do this time?

birdboi: nothing much,, i just really needed jon to get to his classes, because he's failing math at a whole new level of weirdness

birdboi: surprisingly he'd be good for a vice president of the student council government, but he isn't good enough at math so, i wanted to change that a bit even if he hates it

waterboi: don't lie evan, i know you like it when I suck your dick whenever there isn't anyone in the hallways and offices

aquabunbun: i did not need to know that

waterboi: shield your eyes smol bunny boi, you need some help

aquabunbun: some help with what??

waterboi: help with being sinned, i'll be telling your husband about this

aquabunbun: are u really going to do this, while you're at class?

waterboi: yes, no one can stop me

demonass: jon got scolded by the teacher for using his phone in class lmao

birdboi: did it get confiscated?

demonass: idk. sir bald-head made him step up to his desk so, i'm guessing they're arguing about shit like they always do

waterboi: we don't always argue about shit bith

demonass: nice spelling bith

eyeglassesboi: are we seriously memeing while we're all at class now?

MINECWAFT: im not even @ class lmao

ImTallAndPale: what why????

MINECWAFT: because im a master of stealth unlike you bith

waterboi: aRE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE THIS A THING????!?

MINECWAFT: you betcha'

MINECWAFT: never in a million years have i thought i would type or say that

eyeglassesboi: you betcha'

birdboi: you betcha'

waterboi: you betcha'

demonass: you betcha'

aquabunbun: you betcha'

grammarcel: you betcha'

MINECWAFT: i need an adult. everyone is bullying me in this group chat.

themom?: don't bully tyler or else i'll beat yo asses up in a science quiz bee

theirishdad?: don't make your mom angry or else i'll beat yo asses up literally

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: why is this even a thing? . - .

waterboi: why are you even a thing? .-.

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: how are you even a thing? . - .

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: reply now bitch

eyeglassesboi: OH FUCK SUCK ON THAT JON

birdboi: im proud of bryce. good job son, you outdid your dad in a genetics question.

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: thanks dad2

aquabunbun: i'll treat you ice cream later bryce, you deserve that for stepping up to your old man. ; u ;

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: thank youuuuuuuu hunnnnnn ♡

waterboi: why does bryce get a reward and i don't?? i tried my best??

birdboi: you were rood to your child that's why.

waterboi: c r i e s a n d w h i n e s

birdboi: n o

waterboi: s o b s a n d c o m p l a i n s

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: i'll throw a pillow at you when we get to our dorm i s2g

waterboi: looks like im staying at school then w o o p

birdboi: i'll lock you up in the bathroom if you do.

waterboi: im gonna hide in the trees at the park.

ImShortAndTan: i will chop your dick off if you climb my trees

waterboi: well,, d a m b i'll be homeless then

birdboi: just take a pillow to the face smh

waterboi: you do not know how fucking metallic bryce's pillow is.

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: but it fucking isn't??

waterboi: it is, you just don't feel it, because you're the one who owns the people.

waterboi: pillow** fuck auto-correct

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: i didn't know i own an army of people.

eyeglassesboi: if it wasn't an army of people. what kind of army would it be?

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: good question. i want cats. and ohm's will be bunnies and buddy will be his right hand man.

demonass: why is it all fluffy animals?

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: i don't question you about why you don't shave your beard, don't question me of my fluffy animals.

demonass: youch, why the sarcasm bud???

[Secret conversation between demonass and aquabunbun's 'actual' husband]

demonass: sooo??

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: somebody flirted on ryan while, we we're in gym. :(

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: and now, i feel really jealous and mad i think. idk.

demonass: that's what i used to feel when you were looking at ryan with heart eyes, but it's okay now. i learned to move on. but, when someone flirts on ya man, then capture his attention by wrapping an arm around him or something and greet him with a smile so, the person knows his yours. just, don't give him up. he's yours, show him off on everyone. don't be scared to show it. treat him like your queen and your everything.

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: thanks luke. :') but,,, if you don't mind me asking how did you fall in love with ohm???

demonass: well,, he was a really sweet bunny very much like now still, he was kind, clumsy, and most importantly, he was humble to everyone. he would help everyone who's in need. he would give off the toothiest grins and the warmest hugs just to make people feel safe. his flaws and scars were perfect on him. it made him very vulnerable, and i loved that about him.

demonass: well,, basically all im saying is, i used to love everything about him. but,, now he has you, im kinda happy for the guy, he needs to be loved and he's been needing someone to show him that he's the most flawless person that has ever been made in this world. so, i'm glad you caught his heart out of everybody bryce,, im proud of you bud.

aquabunbun's 'actual' husband: that's the sweetest someone has said to me and ohm for the past few weeks, thank you so much luke. i won't disappoint you, and if i do i will go to hell.

demonass: you better not or else i'll beat your ass man. hahaha.

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o k a y,, im back with another update, and i just want to scream my head off so damb much. whyy??? B E C A U S E 

papi drac noticed me!!!! and i actually started crying when i found out that he liked my stupid ass tweet about me watching his stream, but really, i did enjoy his stream a lot and i loved it. so, props to mi papi for being an amazing vampire!!! <3 well,, that's it for me again, i will be back next month for another update, and i hope you enjoyed this! if today was your birthday, happy birthday and have a great day or night!

-sai