chapter 2
I honestly am going through a block on writing nowadays and it sucks but imma try another update.
Dick's POV
I was in school arguing with Barbara that because I watch things like Llama's with hats and Charlie the unicorn, does not mean that I lost my sanity.
"Uh Dick, you should watch better things like.... um.. not those things,' she smirked at her comeback.
"Oh! That was a good comeback! Dang it Babs! Why can't I be as good as you?" She stiffled her laughter.
"Uh huh."
I noticed a familier blonde make her way through the school. I thought about her rant the other day and U smirked.
"Excuse me Barbie, I have some bugging to do." I said, and stealthily made my was towards her..... by...... wait for it...... rolling on the ground. No one suspects that.
I quickly got up and took my phone out and whe I was finally next to her.....
"We'll laugh about this someday." I took the pic and she glarred.
"Hey you know what? You look quite familier." I said, smirking.
That caught her off gaurd.
"Uh... I have one of those faces." She replied.
"You look a lot like Kid Flash!" I finally said.
"What?!?!? You think I look like that freak!?" Oh she was getting mad.
"Oh speaking of Kid Flash, who's your favourite member in his team?" I smirked.
"I like Green Arrow's partner, Artemis." She stated proudly.
"Oh she has your name... but you guys look totally different." I smirked.
She rolled her eyes.
"I think Artemis is okay, but like not as cool as Kid Flash. Hey I think Kid Flash and Artemis would make one of the cutest couples ever. Also my least favourite is Robin. Like who does he think he is, being so acrobatic. Like how r00d can he be ?" I kept babling and held in my laughter when she blushed about the Wally part.
"Listen here you weird creature! Can you please stop trying to talk to me. I am too cool for you to handle." She said.
"Uh I'm pretty sure Robin is cooler." I replied.
"Um scientifically proven, I don't care!" She snapped.
"OOOOOooooooo that was a good one. Just for that, I'll stop bugging you for now." I smirked and walked back to Babs and started bursting into laughter.
"Dick! What was that all about?" She said, annoyed.
"Relax. All you have to do is put a banana in your ear." I replied.
"A banana in my ear? Wha-"
"Just put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear," I cut through.
"Bruce should really put a ban in the Manor for Charlie the Unicorn...
And Llama's with hats." She glarred.
"Why do you hate me Babs?" I sobbed.
"Oh stop being such a drama queen," she rolled her eyes.
"BAAAABBBBSS That kills people!" I yelled and she facepalmed.
"You know what? I give up!" She flung her arms around like a madman.
It looked fun so I joined her.
She stopped and stared at me for a good 5minutes.
She shook her head and left.
How r00d.
At Mount Justice
"ROBIN! WHERE ARE MY SPARE DANCE SHOES?!?!" Batman came barging in.
"Oh well we were partying the other day so I had to wear them!" I said chalantly.
"Well I can't find is and Superman is having a dance competition with the leaguers to show his redical dancing skillz. I have to beat him because I'm Batman!" He yelled and flalled his arms like Babs did earlier...... so I joined him...
Hey! It's fun! Don't judge!
"Relax Bman they're right here." I magically took the shoes from under my mask.
"Oh YAYYYYY IM GONNA BEAT SUPERMAN AGAIN! IM GONNA BEAT SUPERMAN AGAIN!" He kept singing and skipping out the room.
"Wow!" I just stated.
"What th-"
"Artemis! Why do you look so mad!" M'gann came in with KF.
"That annoying creature thinks I look like Wally." She grumbled.
This time KF literally laughed until he faceplanted the floor.
I left the room and Wally followed.
"Dude! That was hilarious! How long are you gonna keep this up?" He asked.
"Keep what up," I smirked.
He shook his head.
Okay another chappie done for y'all and yes I am very concerned with my mind.
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