AN: Okay I'm kinda excited yet nervous about writing this crack fic. I basically have had the idea in my head a long time ago but now it is time..... TARUUUUUU (sorry I tend to say that because you know ......)

Alrighty lets get started

Btw I own none of these characters

Artemis' POV

"Artemis?" I turned to see a blonde girl come to me.

"Lemme guess. You're Bette my student whatever thingamablob." I said.

"H-how?!"
"I know everything." I gave a creepy smile.

All of a sudden this kid comes up to me and says, "We'll laugh about this someday."

He took a pic of the two of us and then ran off.

That was cray.

Later on, in Mount Justice

Recognised Artemis.... B ....and two other numbers.

Wow the computer really sounds like me if I speak in a monotone.

"Artemis!" M'gaan squaled.

"Watttt?" I replied.

"I heard today was thou first day of school! So..... how was it?" She asked.

"Firstly, who the heck say 'thou' anymore and secondly school was okay but-"

"Hey Miss M, Artemis!" Robin came in with Kid Flash and Superboy tailing behind.

"Whatcha talkin about?" He smirked.

"I was gonna say, school was okay but..."
"A meteor fell on your lunch. Awww that must have really sucked. I hate it when those happen. I mean I need my food. Am I right?" KF asked

"Because that hapens too often." Robin chuckled.

"Omg let me just say what I was gonna say!" R00d people.

"Wait so no meteor?" Wally asked.

"Nope." I said popping the 'p'

"What about an ASTERoid?" Robin smirked.

"How r00d. Nothing hit my school. There is just this strange creature im my school who randomly took a picture of me. His name is Dick Grayson. I mean what does that even mean. You're like the son of the colour Gray?" I began ranting before anyone could interupt.

"Oh em geeeeee. Poor Arty! That kid sounds awful." Robin exclaimed with Kid Flash holding his laugh.

"What!?!? This is a serious matter! This kid is so weird." I said.

"Maybe you should totes talk to him." M'gann squealed.

"Hey guys. I think Tornado has siblings." Conor said.

"Why would you think that?" Kaldur asked, walking into the room.

"Hey guys! I'm Red Inferno and Imma gonna be your bffs for life!" The female on squealed.

"Oh em geee sis! Let's try kill them because that's totes what friends do!" The male one squealed as well.

What the....

"Yes! Let's do it Red Torpedo!" Red Inferno said in a tone that seemes excited for robots.

Oh oh!

Team split up

~(^_^~) time lapse (~^_^)~

Some how I ended up with Robin and the rest of the team got caught.

The spekers started blarring.

"Robin! Artemis! Why we're having a barbecue party! You should totes join us."

"What does that even mean?" Robin asked.

"I dunno but I feel like partying. Lets go." I gave him a really huge smile.

"That sounds stupid. Why would you trust trust the things trying to kill us?" Robin asked.

"I just want to party..." I sobbed.

"Okay sheesh. Stop crying." He said.

"Really! Oh em gee thanks Robster you da best!" I hugged him.

He rooled his eyes.

How r00d.

"But first I wanna get some of Batmans spare dancing shoes from our secret hideout." He said.

"Sure. Where is this hideout?" I asked, hoping that batman has some other party things to use.

"Behind one of the bookshelves in the library." He replied.

"Woahhh that is the least clichè hiding place ever. I mean under shoes are super clichè, but behing a bookshelf? I would never have guessed. Come on lets partehhh!" I squealed.

Behind the boomshelf...

"Oh my gosheroonies Robinnnn ! Look at all those sparkly sparkles. Can we take it to the party? Pleaseee!? Pwetty pwease wif a cherry on top?!?!" Trust me guys! Im totes sane and mature.

After grabbing his dance shoes and sneaking some sparkles, we met the Reds.

"The funnnn hass arived! Thank you very much!" Dick yelled.(Tarzan anyone?)

"Let's get this party started W00T W00T. We also totally don't find anything suspicuos with Miss M and Kaldur in a fire cage like how cool is that. Am I right guys?" I said..... silence followed.

"Meh! And I totally love how Superboy amd Wally are stuck on a rock with water pouring in fast." I laughed.

"Alright Reds this is not cool. Release my friends! What's wrong with you Arty?" Robin asked.

I shrugged.

"Alright buddies Dance off me and yoy lets do this!" He yelled.

So they danced and lemme say Robin is one good dancer. The Reds only knew how to do the Robot so they gave up and let our friends loose. The  they ran away.

Suddenly Red Tornado came in.

"What happened here?" He asked.

"Dance Party with your siblings." Robin replied.

"What! My bro and sis were here omg and you didnt even call me?!?!!? How r00d!" He squealed and ran away.

Well.... okay then..

What is wrong with my brain guys. Smh.

Sorry if the characters are well out of charactet but that's the whole point.