*THE BIKE GOES FLYING DIWN TO THE GROUND AS THE MOTORBIKE CRASHES AS WELL*

Gee: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

Liam: *GETS HIS GUITAR OUT* TIME TO END THESE EMO CUNTS!

Liam: TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

Gee: HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP DON'T YOU DARE BECOME LIKE THE GALLAGHERS, LIAM AND NOEL

Gee: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER-

Liam: RIGHT I'M GONNA END THIS CUNT *WHACKS GUITAR ACROSS GEE'S HEAD, KILLING HIM*

Moni: NOOOOOOOO GEE

Dani: THIS ENDS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

*THE BLACK PARADE APPEARS AND THE FLOAT CRUSHES LIAM*

Dani: NOOOOOOO LIAM

Matty: SHIT FAM, LIAM AND GEE IS DEAD!

Dani: *GETS PANIC! AT THE DISCO PARADE FROM NINE IN THE AFTERNOON BEHIND HER*

Moni: *GETS THE WHOLE FUCKIN SKELETON CLIQUE*

Beebo: I'M GONNA DEAF THESE BITCHES *SINGS THE HIGHEST NOTE KNOWN TO MANKIND*

Moni: ATTENTION CLIQUE, THOSE PEOPLE ARE FAKE FANS OF TWENTY ONE PILOTS

*THE CLIQUE ATTACKS, SHOWING NO MERCY*

*P!ATD CHARGE TO THE CLIQUE AND THE WHOLE PARADE*

*DAMON SHOWS UP WITH WITH BLUR*

*KURT COBAIN RISES FROM THE DEAD*

Damon: THERE'S ONLY ONE KINKY SON OF A BITCH AND THAT'S ME!

Moni: SHIT IT'S KURT COBAIN

Matty: HE'S A BIT FUCKIN FIT IS THAT DAMON NGL

Moni: TRUE

Damon: GRAHAM PLAY SONG 2, TIME TO PUT COBAIN BACK TO HIS GRAVE!

Dani: LMAO TOO TRUE

Matty: *WINKS AT DAMON*

Damon: *WINKS BACK AND BITES HIS LIP*

Graham: *SLAPS DAMON*

Dani: THIS GOT SUPER GAY FAST

Matty: YES FAM I'VE PULLED *RUNS OVER TO DAMON AND GRABS HIS FACE*

Damon: *SNOGS MATTY AND LETS GRAHAM JOIN IN*

Moni: AWWWWW I SHIP

Dani: SAME

Moni: So...what happens now?

Dani: Well, we could agree we're both kinky sons of bitches and guilty as charged

Moni: Lmao okay

And they all lived happily ever after, the end.