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It has been three days since the most nerve-wracking event happened in the life of the round-faced young man. The unluckiest person of the year. This short period of time made me unable to forget what happened. But people of a beautiful world like me always find a way to pretend to forget the problem that is bothering me. Especially about the trouble that คว(า)ย has created for me.

[* ควย: (slang) cock
ควาย: buffalo
T/N: 😅😅😅]

I would like to thank all the main supporters, such as my professors, who worked together to order their students to work hard until we hardly had time to get a break, to the point that I hardly had time left to worry about other things. Because I just finished a drawing, made one sculpture in clay and one in concrete, it was harder than the Buddha when he practiced all kinds of asceticism.

In the past three days I still lived a normal life (It's normal to ferment work before the deadline). Even though deep in my heart I was secretly afraid that Phum (I recently remembered his name, and I probably won't forget this name for a very long time.) When would he appear to take revenge? Haha. When the anger that was covering my eyes slowly disappeared, my consiousness arose.

I just realized what I had done, it's a bit too much. So I was afraid that Phum would come and ambush me and hit me in the head in revenge. Just having arguments is enough of a headache for people who love peace and avoid conflict like me. And now, I was having trouble with an engineering student. Well, that's fucking great. I didn't know when they would gather a gang to hold a funeral for me. Thinking about it makes me want to faint. Pan was also angry at Tan, who just wanted to show off his wife to me.

But blaming Tan wouldn't be right. Because the person who was completely wrong, wrong in every way, was that asshole Phum. He deserved to write an apology letter to me, don't you think?

After what happened that day, Tan came to tell their story. He told me the story of the secondary school era: Phum is his other best friend. They had known each other since high school. It was a relationship like 1956*, gangsters ruled the city, boxing, racing cars, taking drugs, gunfighting, women, all that stuff. So I immediately cleared all doubts as to why Tan got to know such an evil person. That is, in the past, Tan, Chan, and Q used to act as the godfather and founded a bad boy gang. As for Phum's gang, they were probably just as bad, just in another school.

** Refer to the movie Dang Bireley's and Young Gangsters (Thai: 2499 อันธพาลครองเมือง) a 1997 crime drama film about young Thai gangsters in 1950s Thailand.

Tan said that Phum is a demon in human form. Damn it! Tan described him so frightening that I thought Devadatta had reincarnated. As for the person who will not be reincarnated is me. Why I drew the Buddha and the gods into this bullshit? But it's good that Phum still has some humanity left. Even in the form of an evil human being.

[* Devadatta was by tradition a monk, but he is generally seen as an evil and divisive figure in Buddhism,who led a breakaway group in the earliest days of the religion.]

Tan said that they were rivals. In this part, it's funny that, at that time they had never met each other, they didn't know each other, he just heard about Phum's name that had already stunk but still keep an eye on the other person. Wait a minute. Press pause here for a moment. I'm confused. If you hated him, then why did you follow and observe his life? Didn't you worry that it will affect your mental health? What did you get from doing it? Peem doesn't understand, Professor.

[T/N: Professor can't understand either 😂]

But Tan admitted, upon looking back, that he also thought that he was somewhat self-contradictory and paranoid. Tan said it like that. I didn't spice it up. I just render it without missing any word. I didn't highlight it with egg color to scorn my friend. I can be trusted because I am the Prince of Gossip*.

[T/N: Prince of Gossip 😮🙄😯😑]

He almost had an issue with his friend Phum at the Chaturamit* event. It made them even more annoying about each other. They had challenged each other to race cars once in a while. When they had free time and had nothing to do, they found reasons to fight each other for fun. Damn it, it was so funny that they probably hit each other's mouth until it's covered in blood. They were excited like hot-blooded teenagers who didn't like each other, but not to the point of wanting to kill each other to make curry.

[* Chaturamit Samakkhi is a traditional competition played by the four oldest boys' schools in Thailand: Suankularb Wittayalai School, Debsirin School, Assumption College, and Bangkok Christian College.]

But then one day, an unexpected event occurred. If it is an action movie, it must probably be the important climax of the story. Two heroes, who had been fighting each other their entire lives because of different beliefs, were on different sides, but then both found out the truth that they were used by a secret government organization. So they worked together to eliminate that organization and defeat the evil villain that wanted to rule the world. You see, the plot of a Hollywood movie can be written by anyone. This version wasn't told by Tan. I added my own spice to enhance the taste.

[T/N: 😅😅😅 It's a common Hollywood movie cliché]

Tan didn't go into much detail here. He just said that he had helped Phum and another friend who were being attacked by some bastards from another school. Even though they survived, Phum still got admitted to the ICU. As for Tan, he had to lie in bed and drink boiled rice water for almost a month. Then the legend of rivalry ends. They became true friends to this day. Is this the autobiography of Daeng Baile and Pu Bottle? Take off your shirt and look at your back. Do you have a Leaping Tiger tattoo by Achan Noo**?

[* Daeng Bailey, Pu Bottle was famous teenage gangsters in Bangkok, in the 1947-1957 era (Daeng Bailey is the protagonist of Dang Bireley's and Young Gangsters that mentioned above)
** Achan Noo, a famous Thai tattoo artist (who has inked Angelina Jolie)]

While listening to Tan's story, I also recalled the past. How was it possible that I didn't know my friends' friends? I tried to find him in the memory pool. No matter how much I tried, I couldn't find him. Phum and I have probably never actually met before. But Tan, you and me need to talk later. It was then that Tan was admitted to the hospital. I still remember what he said. He said he swerved his car to avoid a puppy that ran in front of the car. So he lost control and crashed into an electric pole. You bastard! I had believed and admired that my friend was really cool. Willing to risk his own life for a dog. I agreed to run in and out of the hospital to visit him for a month. If I knew that you went in for this reason, you would get (funeral) wreaths instead of a damn soy milk. Thinking about it, I was still angry. I should probably just let the fucker die. Let him go and hug Yamaban*. I wouldn't have taken care of him.

[* the Prince of Devil]

After listening to Tan's story, I found out that Phum was considered a dangerous person. Do not approach, do not feed. He graduated from a private all-boys school with a long-standing reputation. It is a Christian school that all wealthy boys like to study at. But fuck, this guy was acting contrary to every point of the school's mission. Looking at his heroism and behavior, it's unbelievable that he could be able to graduate with full thirty-two parts*. Let me predict that Phum won't be able to die of old age. Just the thought of him surviving to this day was amazing enough, not to mention that he hadn't been expelled from school, hadn't been arrested, hadn't been shot. But when Tan whispered about what businesses Phum's household owned in the land of Thailand, I immediately understood why he had survived. Well, do you have money? If you have it, you'll survive. Welcome to Thailand.

[*In Buddhism, the body is explored as a collection of 32 parts.]
[T/N: Do not approach, do not feed 🤣🤣🤣]

Flap!!

"Ouch! Fuck! It hurts." I rubbed my head where someone had hit me. There's only one person with a heavy hand like that. Definitely bastard Q.

"Spacing out since early in the morning."

Yes, it was him. Q raised his eyebrows and greeted me with an annoyed expression. He placed the medium-sized wooden frame on the marble bench under a Hu Kwang tree next to the Faculty of Fine Arts building, which was our dwelling place of us in the morning, afternoon, evening, late at night, and midnight.

This area was used as a hiding place when we couldn't figure out what to do. There were many entertainments to choose from here: watching the live broadcast of Muay Thai Seven Colors Program, playing Ka Thap Mai, playing cards, and (Thai) jackstones. Some people even climbed up trees and recited poems. Some secretly drank some rice wines or smoked cigarettes. Marijuana was also available. We know it's not good, but sometimes doing bad things for temporarily happiness is hard to resist, don't you think?

To sum up, this is a place for people who have a love for art, people who yearn for inspiration, and people who dream of becoming world-famous artists. But today, there was only one person who had unfinished work and had stress disorders, oh, and back pain as well. Don't just try to be an artist. Be the one who gets enough sleep first now. And yes, I was talking about myself.

"Since you seduced the engineering student, you have become a lot tamer when you come back."

"Rascal, who did I seduce?"

"Ai Phum. Which position did you use to seduce him? He was admitted to the hospital." Q said and giggled.
Giggle. Bastard. Laugh? Seeing me in distress made you laugh that hard? It had been three days and he still hadn't stopped. I really wanted to stop sharpening pencils and just used the cutter to sharpen his nose into two.

At first, Q knew that I had a problem with the engineering students. The jerk almost flew over to make fresh feet salad* for those scumbags. But when he found out who my opponent was, he suddenly reversed course and kept asking over and over again. Which Phum? Was that the Phum he thought about? If so, why was I able to survive? Which temple did I worship at? Who helped me? Heh, no one helped me except my own legs.

[*Meaning Q was about to kick and beat those bastards.]

"How do you know he was admitted to the hospital?" I asked, trying to focus on the pencil lead.

"Last night, Tan called to tell me about it. What a joke. Remember this, Dwarf, that this story will be told as a legend. I can tease you until the day I die."

All those loose-tongued, each of my friends.

[T/N: But you say you're Prince of gossip. Who can be more loose-tongued than you? No one can beat you. You're the best!]

"So Joe and other guys haven't come yet?" Q asked, grabbing my package of sticky rice and grilled pork to eat. This hungry condition meant that he definitely didn't sleep at home last night. Because if Q slept at home, his mother had to prepare breakfast for him to eat before going to school.

"Probably not coming. I only see Fai and Pang lying dead in the shop. So you didn't go drink alcohol with them last night?"

"If you can go, you're more skilled than anyone else. You dickhead, you'll be knocked out when you finish submitting your work. It's a good thing I didn't drive. Otherwise, today you would have seen me on the front page. Sad, a great loss to education, another death. A good-looking male student drove his car, and crashed into an electric pole, and died on the spot. It is thought that the cause was from overworking and lack of sleep to the point he fell asleep." This jackass has an attractive voice that imitates a news announcer so well. It's so annoying that even if he dies, he'll still worry about his appearance.

"I feel sorry for the electric pole." [🤣🤣🤣]

"Thank you."

"So where did you sleep last night?"

"Ah nosy! Are you my wife? You have no right to ask where I slept. Worry about yourself. Debuting into a fight for the first time, you crossed generations and fought with an engineering student. And among the millions of engineering students, you picked Phum's card. I'm really impressed, haha." Q laughed, opening his mouth wide even though his mouth was full of rice. He clapped his hands slowly in an annoyed way.

"Your fate has come to an end. Anything is possible. If a toothpick pokes your gums, it can kill you. Believe me."

"You don't have to threaten me, Q. I'm not afraid if someone comes looking for trouble with me. You all have to help me anyway." I shrugged, picked up a new EE pencil and continued sharpening it.

Q moaned low in his throat and shook his head in denial. "Who? Who will help you? But definitely not me. I'll ask for forgiveness because Phum is the last person in the world I want to have trouble with. Therefore, this matter is not related to me. Just cut me out."

The only thing I wanted to cut this time was Q's neck. Were you scaring me just because I was not troubled enough?

Even if I went back to living my normal life as if nothing happened. But there were also some moments that I accidentally thought about it. What if Phum wanted revenge on me? With the power and prestige of his money, I would probably just be a small duckling in his hand. Just lightly squeeze it, it'll die; release/spit out, will get a centipede. Both are equally terrifying. It probably wouldn't be difficult to deal with me. He might order people to follow me, ambush me, and when the opportunity arises, kidnap me. Then he would probably torture and kill me, and chop me into pieces. Sigh. I shouldn't have watched too many movies to have my imagination work this well.

[* original expression ลูกไก่ในกำมือ จะบีบก็ตาย จะคลายก็รอด A chick in your hand, squeeze it it'll die, release it it'll survive. Refers to a person who has higher authority or position than the others. They can do whatever they want with those under their power.]

"Ahhhhhh, you're starting to get scared. You're scared. Go and bow down to him. In case he will forgive you, hahaha, otherwise you will definitely disappear from this world without a trace." Q finished speaking and laughed loudly again.

Fuck you, I thought. You were definitely teasing me to make me afraid. Are you talking about Phum or Hannibal? Why is he so brutal?

"Fuck Q, stop barking. I won't believe you...oh! Who the fuck slapped my head again?" Hit it, smack it until my brain flows out, you monsters.

"What? Did you hear that you went to do heroic deeds with the godfather? Have you reserved a temple yet?" A deep, soft, sweet voice laced with poison like this couldn't be anyone other than Chan.

"Waiting to reserve with you. How do you know so quickly!" I turned to look at the owner with a bright smile and eyes that looked dreamy like he was drunk all the time.

The handsome young man from the Faculty of Dentistry, threw a bag of food into the middle of the table, before sitting down on the opposite side. Q, the hungry ghost who was waiting for the merit, rushed to grab the bag, opened it, and took out the food to eat immediately.

Chan often comes to visit us and play with our friends in the faculty. Every time he stopped by, we would have snacks and other food to eat. So he became a favorite of my friends in the faculty, unlike Tan. [😂]

The dental student likes to sit there, watch birds and trees, walk around and look at art students painting and drawing for ten-twenty minutes and then just go. He said he likes the atmosphere here. He likes people who study art because it's strangely interesting and makes him feel comfortable when he sees us. What the fuck is that?!!!

"Tan came to sleep in my room last night. Then he called and talked to you." Chan turned to talk to Q. "I'm just sitting next to him, listening."

Fuck you Tan. You... was there anyone left in the solar system who still doesn't know about me and Phum? I would have Tan make an announcement informing the news at once.

"I'm really surprised to see you're still alive. I thought we would meet again in hell."

"What a pity! I also thought I'd go down and say hello to your father but I couldn't find him, so I hurried to come back."

Chan laughed happily. As for me, I laughed dryly, a bit sarcastic. Actually, I knew that they were conspiring together to frighten me. I understood this. But the thing is, I was not satisfied with was the fact that all of my friends knew Phum. So why didn't I know about him?

"So you don't have class today, Doctor? Coming to see us early in the morning." Q asked while half of a patongko was in his mouth.

"Yes, I do. But our Professor re-scheduled class to 10 am. So I stop by to check on my friend first, to see if he is still breathing."

"Not over yet, bastard. Not over yet?" I said lazily, and the two of them laughed happily. Then we changed the subject, talking endlessly about all kinds of things that we could think of.

"Q"

"What?"

"What did you do at my Faculty yesterday?"

At the end of Chan's question, I immediately stopped my hand that was holding the knife. As for the person being asked, he choked on soya milk. Q furrowed his eyebrows at Chan as if he didn't understand Thai. He made a confused face, pretended to point with his hand and talked in sign language. It was like he didn't understand a simple question. Sure enough, what did I say? There must be something in the bamboo hedge*. During the day, he disappeared as well. Plus, he didn't go out drinking with friends anymore. He didn't return home. Your activities seem suspicious, my friend. Haha.

[*The original idiom มีอะไรในกอไผ่ (there is nothing in the bamboo hedge) It is an expression that is used to refer to " not finding anything unusual or suspicious according to rumors. "]

"Don't. Don't deny it because - I – saw - it." Chan spoke slowly and clearly, emphasizing each word.

I almost flapped my wings. It's time to have fun. It's time to have fun. Lala had met Po, let's play together*.

[*Teletubbies, is a British children's television series, Laa Laa and Po are two (out of 4) main characters. In Thai version, the intro of each episode is ได้เวลาสนุกแล้วสิ - It's time to have fun.]

"See what? What do you see? You got the wrong person."

Is there any tone that is higher than tone 3*? Please give it to Q to borrow.

[*Thai has 5 tones: low, mid, high, rising and falling. Tone 3 (high) is the highest tone.]

I laughed with satisfaction. I never thought I would be able to get back at him this quickly. Today's karma was a rocket. I believed so. Q's eyes were mischievous, rolling back and forth, left and right. He was suspicious to this extent, Chan, you didn't need to investigate him. Catch him and execute him. Chan is a half-human and half-dog hybrid. He haa strong sense of this type of thing and once he bites, he won't let it go. If he wants to know, he has to know. That's his forte. That's also why we have to be cautious: if you have a secret, don't be careless.

[T/N: Chan, I hope to see you showcase your talents someday.]

"So... you won't admit it?"

"Damn it. How could you see that?" Bastard Q finally surrendered.

Chan and I laughed together.

"It's impossible that you had a class at the lab in our medical building yesterday, right? I always check all your schedules."

"Then what are you doing at my Faculty?"

This guy could pressure him. Were you a robber, Chan? You're too good at forcing something out of anyone. What Q could have done is interesting, but I also like to know why they allowed him get into the dentistry building? The problem is Q's appearance. No matter how you look at him, he looks like a thug. Even though most people favored his handsome and stylish look, the security guard should not be swayed by it. Simply put, this guy was dressed incorrectly from head to toe. So how did he get associated with the dental peeps?

"I went there to find something to eat."

"Normally, you look for something to eat around here."

"I want a change of atmosphere."

"What a lie! So when I invited you to eat at that faculty with Tan. Why didn't you go? If you had gone, I wouldn't have had to meet that asshole." I helped Chan open the suspect's mouth to fish out information. If that day, Q had accompanied me, bad things, bad luck, definitely wouldn't have happened to me. This is a personal grudge.

"Peem," Chan called my name in a soft voice, turned around and smiled faintly, and said, "It's a different day."

"Oh, really? I want to participate. Haha. Then please continue Khun Chan. Please continue washing him."

"Come and wash me, what the fuck do you want to ask? I just went to eat with Nong Ming. Are you satisfied yet? Fuck you!!!"

"Nong Ming? Who is that? Your girlfriend's name Jane, isn't it?"

Upon hearing my question, Q, from his already annoyed face, looked even more bored than before.

Chan then asked further. "Is it Nong Ming who was the first-year leader?"

Q nodded. The expression on his face was indifferent compared to when he heard P'Jane's name.

"And does your Nong know that the bastard she went out to eat with, has a girlfriend?"

"Oi, Dwarf, if you say it like that, you are insulting my mother."

"Oh, okay, Narumon." Q laughed loudly when I teased him about his mother's name. I was about to open my mouth and curse him one more time. But Chan raised his hand to stop me.

[นฦมล /Narumon/ flawless, virgin, innocent]

"Are you flirting with Nong Ming? Since when? Why didn't you tell me so I could help?"

But your expression says otherwise, Ai Chan.

"Ptui, please shut up and just eat it your food."

"No, you just said it. We promised that we wouldn't be involved with a friend's ex-girlfriends or a friend's relatives. I remember that. Also, I don't think that I'd want to be involved with the person my friend was flirting with." Chan said with a smile, picked up the grilled liver, and took a bite with ease. Your expression right now didn't look like a person who keeps promises. "Let's put the matter about Ming aside first. I'd rather know about P'Jane. What are you going to do with her? If you do this, you're really bad. If you're going to flirt with someone or go on a date with someone, why don't you finish clearing things up with her first??"

"Blabbermouth Tan told you?"

If Tan knows, the world knows. Believe me.

"Seriously, I think Jane already knew that you're with someone else. She's not stupid. When are you going to stop acting like a badass? Just letting only Chan be an scum is enough."

"Oops!"

Chan, who had just preached to his friend a moment ago, choked on air and turned around and wai me with his hands over his head. As for Q, he sat with an emotionless face and didn't say anything. He sighed and raised one leg up to his knees on the chair.

"Before we started dating, I told Jane what my nature was like."

For this matter, I would like to speak on behalf of my friend and confirm that it is true. No matter how despicable Q is, before he gets into a relationship with someone, he tells her what kind of person he is and he won't change. Can she accept it? If she can accept it, just go with it. If she can't stand it, then it's over.

Maybe the theory that people like challenges is true. The desire to win is probably embedded in our human DNA. If something is dangerous, we rush into it. When good people pass by, we're not interested. Those guys who have bad relationships that are detrimental to one's mental health really like each other. The same goes for Q's past girlfriends. Many people probably think they could stop him, think they could change him. But as far as I could see, it had been proven that no one was ever right.

From the point of view of someone who has never been in love, like me, I think love is complicated and difficult to understand. So difficult!

It's the reason why sometimes our hearts reject love from a good person and choose the one that our hearts feel right. Even though that person is not a very good one.

[T/N: The reality is that there is no Mr. Perfect but there can be Mr. Right.]

Anyway, I can only hope that one day my friends, including Chan, Q, and Tan will meet someone who is the right one. Hopefully they won't hurt anyone, and no one will make them sad.

"I don't think I love Jane."

"Oh" Chan and I exclaimed at the same time.

"It's... dammit. Why do I have to tell you all about this? I mean, I don't know what love is, you get it?

"No, I don't get it. You two love each other, so you're lovers. People who are lovers must love each other. Isn't it like this? And if you don't love her, why do you date P'Jane?" I asked, not really understanding.

"I don't know." Q sighed. "Being lovers, it's like an agreement that we will do good things together, eat food, watch movies, travel, and spend time together."

"Then you can do those things with me." I protested.

"No, because I don't fuck dog."

[T/N: 🤣🤣🤣]

"You son of a bitch!" Is it against the law to use a cutter to slit your friend's mouth?

"That's it. I like her. I'm okay with being together. But I don't know if it's love or not. I like her, she likes me, and we're okay with dating, so we date. But I don't know what part of this thing people call love."

"Then break up with her. Trust me, no one will have to waste time, neither you nor P'Jane."

Chan thought like me. If you can't continue, then why don't you stop? P'Jane would not waste time, be upset, or shed tears. P'Jane was a very sweet person, cute in both her personality and appearance. The important thing was that P'Jane was the person who had been with Q for the longest time out of all the girlfriends he had ever been with.

"I don't know. Seriously, I found out that Jane was a bitch and went back to contact to her ex, so we fought and then we drifted apart, so I...like that. Go eat with Ming."

"In conclusion, both of you are jerks." 🥲

"No, it's just me being a jerk. Jane is a good person. So good. But I don't know. I'd rather have Jane be the one to ask for a breakup. At least I would have been able to say that she is the one who left me."

Ugh, Father Thewada, Father Arahant*. A good person??? I wanted to spit in his face with this kind of logic. No matter who ask first, the result will be, them breaking up, anyway? Everyone, listen to this as a lesson. I told you that love is complicated. Don't try to date people who are only handsome and rich but definitely have a bad nature like my friend.

*= OMG

[T/N: Ok, got it. But where are those only handsome and rich guys??? I'm just curious 👀 .]

"I understand that it is your business. We have no right to decide for you. But I'm saying it because I'm worried. We've all grown up. Whatever we do, we have to think carefully." Well said, Pastor Chan, but...

"Before you preach to others, please lean over and look at your own reflection, my friend Chan." I turned to cause trouble with Chan.

We will not let anyone go unpunished. Thoroughness is the quality of our group.

"Friend Chan is a really good person ka. What need to look again ka, friend Peem?"

[*คะ /ká/ is a particle used by female speakers at the end of questions to make them more polite. Chan is acting as a female friend answering Peem.]

"Ptui!" Hahaha. Q suddenly screamed loudly.

"Your definition of a good person is having sex with different people each time?" I mocked Chan until the two of them burst into laughter.

"Fuck you Peem, you said it so bluntly."

"Er, I can hardly walk." Chan laughed, could barely speak "So what's bad about sex, friend Peem? Sex is natural. We all come from sex, right?" Chan said with a smile in his casual style.

"I don't argue with that, but good people don't do it anywhere, with different people each time."

"What is good and what is bad? Who decides, hmm?"

"It's me who decide"

"How can you decide what is good and what is true? It is metaphysics. Especially with the word good person, what do you use as a measure? What are your judging criteria? Just because I don't believe in monogamy, does that mean I'm a bad person? Even though in some societies, having multiple husbands and wives is a normal thing. You will use your own thoughts and beliefs to judge the way I live my life. Just because what I believe is different from yours, you label me as a bad person. It's not very fair, is it?"

[T/N: This bastard is trying to manipulate Peem 😂]

"Don't fool around with me, Chalawan*." I narrowed my eyes and cut my finger in Chan's face. He laughed until he choked on his rice porridge.

[*Chan's first name]

"I'm not kidding. I'm just going to tell you my case. I don't have a girlfriend yet. And I don't want to have a love relationship with anyone. So there's nothing wrong with going anywhere with whoever is willing and okay with my proposal. It's a win-win for both of us."

Chan finished speaking. Q put down the grilled liver and stood up to applaud. They fit together perfectly. Actually, I know Chan's perspective on love relationships. Just pretending to find something to bother and scold him.

[T/N: Guys, stand up and give Chan... Who is willing to sponsor rotten tomatoes and rotten vegetables?]

"PEEMMMMMMM!!!"

I was startled, and suddenly a loud voice called out from behind me. No need to guess to know who it was. I turned around and wanted to scold him for acting like a broadcasting center for the Public Relations Department to disseminate my personal business thoroughly without permission.

The media is too unethical to forgive. But who was that person who walked aggressively after Tan? I stared at him. Dammit! That familiar face, that tall body, that undercut hairstyle, that flawless skin. Holly shit!!! I'm done!!!

AI PHUM!!!!!!!!

[T/N: Oh I don't know that Grim Reaper looks so gorgeous]

I gasped and almost forgot to breathe. Phum walked in yang sam khum* into the Faculty of Fine Arts with a fierce expression on his face as if he had eaten a hornet's nest buffet. Before my brain could tell me how to find an escape route, he's already in front of me and grabbed the collar of my shirt. So you're definitely serious with my collar, right? Both of my friends stood up and were ready to fight. As for Tan, he quickly ran and hid behind Chan. I turned around and glared at my traitor of a friend with murderous eyes. He acted as if today was the last day of his life. Don't hope that I will forgive you, WHY - DID - YOU - BRING - HIM -HERE?!!!!

[*ย่างสามขุม yang sam khum footwork (three step movement), a Muay Thai technique, is the way to evade an opponent and to counter him while moving forwards or backwards in the most simple and efficient way. In other words, Phum is ready for a fight.]

"You made me suffer a lot."

Phum bent down and whispered through his teeth in a voice that sent shivers down my spine. Plus he clenched his jaw like a puppy.

Itchy teeth! Omg, I'll die, I'll die for sure. In the blink of an eye, he grabbed me by the collar and dragged me to ollow him. I didn't have time to keep my balance and almost fell over, rushing headlong after him with. But luckily, Q grabbed my arm in time.

"Where are you taking my friend? If you have any problems, you can just talk to him right here." Q said in an equally harsh voice. I never dreamed that a friend who had cursed me like a pig and a dog for many years, would come out to protect and love me this much. If it weren't for the fact that I am a person with deep tears, I'd be sobbing. More touching than watching One Liter of Tears.*

[T/N: Has anyone seen One Liter of Tears yet? I always try to avoid watching BE movies.]

That asshole, Phum, fiercely swept his eyes through the other three guys. Then he released his hand from my collar to hold my other arm instead. The current situation turned out to be that, I was in the middle between two giants**, who were ready to pull my body into two pieces. Tan Mahosot Pandit**, please help the baby elephant.

[*ยักษิณี Yakshinis or Nang Yak, a giantess. I'm very confused. It should be Yak, giant
**Mahosot Pandit, the 5th birth of Buddha, the one with great wisdom and virtue. In this life, he has used wisdom to lead himself to greater prosperity and create peace for fellow humans to be able to live together happily without oppressing each other.]

"I won't to do anything to your friend. Just have a few things to talk about. You guys don't have to worry. And stay out of it if you want this to end well."

This should be counted as a good thing, right? Each person's definition of good is really different, like Chan said, so this probably isn't a good thing for me.

Phum said he wouldn't do anything to me. Just wanted to talk to me. What a sweet gangster*! He has more human ethics than Tan. Well, not hurting me is considered a good thing. Why we need to use violence? It's not worth it. The future for young men like us still has a long way to go. It's better to love each other. [🤣🤣🤣]

[* นักเลงสาย sweet gangster, nick name of Khun Nad-Pannapat Achirayavanich, founder of Kanom Fu, a bakery brand, when he was young, he was kind of a gangster. Later he decided to choose a new life path by bringing expertise from his home business to expand.]

"Since we've known each other, it's the first time I've ever heard you say a long sentence like this." Chan said laughing.

Uh...is...Is it the time to admire this bastard's speaking skills? Chan, I'm really asking. Chan, are you serious?

Q turned to look at Chan. It's like they were communicating through telepathy. When Chan nodded lightly, Q slowly let go of my hand. Ka... What...What did it mean? What!!!! You guys couldn't just float me away like thisssssss.

"We won't interfere. Because it's about the two of you. Let's go finish clearing things up. Besides, I believe your words. Bring my friend back without a scratch, Phum."

Ai Channnnn, but I didn't believe himmmm.

"You don't have to be afraid, Peem. Phum is a person who keeps his words. You will definitely come back with thirty-two parts, friend."

Do you still dare to show your face to me? Chan, you moron!!!

"Thirty-two pieces, motherfucker, scumbag, why did you bring him here?"

"I'm sorry ~~~ I really had no choice, Peem."

So you chose to kill me instead? Tan hid behind Chan. He also raised his hand in a strange wai to me, smiling dryly in repentance. Why was he so strangely submissive to Phum? What made you agree to sell your friend, Tan? You shithead, I'm so angry.

"Time to say goodbye is over. Let's get in the car!!!"

I think you're too in Defendant of Love and Paradise Diversion. He pushed (shoved) my back to force me walk. When I refused to walk, he grabbed my arm and dragged me.

[*จำเลยรัก (Jamloei Rak) Defendant of Love and สวรรค์เบี่ยง (Sawan Biang) Paradise Diversion, two hottest Thai dramas in 2008.]

"Hey guys, help me! Chan, please help me!"

All three friends stood calmly like wax figures. I hate wax figures. Guys, please help me. Were you going to wait for him to slaughter me?

Finally I was taken away and got further and further away from my friends and from the faculty. I was struggling, screaming, and shaking off this asshole but there was no result. Oh, I thought of something good.

"Hey you, I can apologize ná! Ná! Just let me go." I stopped struggling and tried using a soft voice with him but...

"Apologize to me? Huh, don't you think it's a little late? Sorry, I don't accept it."

His words of disapproval almost made me faint. It was as if my life had ended in that second. Then he grabbed me and stuffed me into the car before pulling away until my head almost hit the console. I looked at my three best friends until they were out of sight with my heart crying out that:

If I survive and come back, I will hunt down every one of you.

And you are the first one Tan. You're dead!

End of Chapter 2>>>>>>>>