Kris: Farting is not my style
*Grabs Ace before flying off into the galaxy*
You: ...?

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Luhan: *Farts* (A bit too proud)
Aren't I manly?!?
You: ...You're wearing Hello Kitty socks...
Luhan: But...but it's manly~ *starts to tear up*
You: *Sigh*

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Tao: *Farts while doing Wushu*
Oh no! Protect the Gucci!
You: Oppa...

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Xiumin: ...I farted *giggles*
You:...Wonderful.
Xiumin: *Continues eating baozi*

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Chen: Can you come smell my new perfume?
You: *Cautiously crawls over to him, as he tilts his butt and farts*
Chen: Hahahahahaha
You: ...*Dead*

(Tao in the background: I get her Gucci bags if she's dead!)

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Lay: *Walks around in a circle and trips over* Oof- Where am I?
*Farts quietly*
When could clouds grow out of my butt?
You: ....I'm done.