Suho: ...*Farts* ...*Continues drinking water*
You: Oppa, did you just-
Suho: ...
You: ...
Suho: Shut up I have money.

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Baekhyun: *Stomach rumbles*
Oh no, Not today, little bacon booty-
*Sucks it up*
You: ...

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Kai: *Face goes red while he holds his stomach painfully* Excuse me for a minute~
*Leaves the room immediately and doesn't come back*

--
Chanyeol: *Smiling as always*
You: Oppa, why are you smiling like that?
Chanyeol: ...*smiles again* Refreshing-
You: Ew...

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Sehun: *Farts with a pokerface*
You: ...
Sehun: •-•
You: *Awakward silence*

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Kyungsoo: *Doesnt fart, just stares blankly*
You: Um...Oppa?
Kyungsoo: *Looks around again silently, before fixing his eyes on the wall randomly*
You: Okay...?