Kris: Twerking is not my style.
You: ...but...
Kris: *Staring at you* •_•
You: ...
Kris: *Sudden furious butt sway*
Huehehehe

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Luhan: Can't you tell by my Hello Kitty socks? I'm manly. I can't twerk. *Twerking*
You: ...But you're already- Nevermind...
Luhan: *Giggles* Don't tell anyone...

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Chen: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~
*Running through the house in the middle of the night*
You: Oppa...can you please...SHUT UP!
Chen: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~
*Twerking against the wall in pink underwear*

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Tao: *Twerks on his Gucci bags*
Mama will protect you with her wushu skills ;)
You: ...
Tao: *Strokes bags*

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Xiumin: *Does his baozi face holding a camera* Hello! *Waves at the lenses*
You: ...
Xiumin: Let's play a game! *Starts to lower the camera*
You: ...
Xiumin: Time for the 'Zoom Game!'
Xiumin...Xiumout...Xiumin...Xiumout...
*Is zooming the camera in and out of his butt*
You: That's lovely...
Xiumin: ...Bye! *Turns off camera*

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Lay: Where am I again?
You: Hey Lay, Miley Cyrus is coming over today. *Joking*
Lay: WHAT?!? I better practice my Twerking! *Bends over and shakes his butt excitedly*
You: ...okay?
Lay: Should I stick out my tongue, too?
You: Sure?
Lay: Tell me if I'm not doing it right~
*Panting*
You: No no... It's okay- *Tries not to laugh*