Mike: *Laughs* If only you could stay like this...

Me: *wakes up* *lets out a load of mixed swear words, curses and insults*

Mike: *Laughs* What's the matter Shardy? You were peaceful just a minute ago~

Me: Well I'm awake now bitch lemme out! *bites his hand*

Mike: *Screeches* DON'T DO THAT! *Grabs your wrist with other hand*

Me: let me go! *Lugia spines come out and slice into his hand*

 Mike: *Let's go* ARRGGHHH! *Tears in eyes*

Me: *runs* Sorry but you must learn when to leave me alone!

 Mike: *Runs after you slowly* Ugh...I hate this!

Me: *turns around* If you hate this then leave me alone! *trips and falls into some Rapids* Damn it!

Mike: *Turns into his half dragon form* *Flys and Catches you* *Flys to safety* You need to be more careful shard...*One eye is black and the other is normal*

Me: Mike... *falls asleep*