We all know a Moonwalker who, no matter who they're arguing with, is adamant that they are Michael's wife. And that Michael is only theirs. No exception to the rule.

Like ... He ain't yours or anyone else's, bruh. Mine only.

*Waits for a "He's my husband" argument to break out in the comments*

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Anyone who knows me knows that this is me ... and anyone who knows me gets so annoyed by it. 😂