The Isle of the Lost

River:

Gaige:

Harry Hook was making his way to Ursula's Fish and Chips, the Chip Shoppe, making his way through a crowded place, pushing a man out of his way, taking something from a woman, throwing it aside, walking along, smirking.

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Chip Shoppe

Harry pushed the doors of the chip shop aside, walking in, pushing a man out of the way of the table, hopping up onto it, standing up on it, jumping down.

Gaige, son of Gaston, the wisest and oldest out of the brothers, turned to the TV, turning it on.

Ursula's daughters, sisters Uma and River, walked along as waitresses in the Chip Shoppe, walking closer to the counter, putting out food for the pirates.

River and Gaige looked at each other when River put food in front of him, both  of them smirking, before River turned away and cleared her throat.

Harry saw Izzy on TV. "That's not going to last long. I know that look of Isabella's. Not happy, not content, not even satisfied. I guarantee she'll be back sooner rather than later."

"You would know, Harry," Gaige told him. "You're the one that was with Izzy, and we all used to be friends with Izzy and Yeva."

They watched an interview on TV from Izzy and Yeva.

Yeva: (on TV) "We'd definitely want to help the other Villain Kids in the Isle. Help them come to Auradon, get free. They're like us. Not long ago, we were just like them. Now we're living the dream that every kid over there has. We just want to make sure their dreams come true, too."

Izzy: (on TV) "They don't deserve to be anymore than we did. Hell, none of us would have grown up to be villains in the first place, if we hadn't been forced to be born there and trapped there. Ben, Anthony and Bane got us out. And right at the moment, we can't get others out, but we're not giving up until we do."

Harry smirked, tilting his head. "Oh, how sweet. Izzy's so hot she'll burn you if you look. Princess of Hearts does not have a heart of ice after all."

The TV changed to a picture of Malia and Mal, who were just living life with Ben and Anthony, not bothering to help Yeva and Izzy with trying to get other Villain Kids help.

Uma threw food at Mal and Malia. "Posers."

"Traitors," River agreed, throwing food at the TV. She looked at everyone else. "Hello?"

Everyone, including Harry and Gaige, threw something at the TV, saying something to insult Mal and Malia.

Harry stepped closer to the TV, pointing at Malia and Mal. "Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles of their faces." He sucked on his middle finger, turning back. "You know what I mean?"

Gaige noticed that his brother didn't do anything. "Gil! You want to quit choking down yolks and get with the program?"

Gil stopped eating, looking at Gaige. "Yeah. What they said."

River sighed. "At least Izzy and Yeva, they have the decency to still try to save us."

Harry picked up his hook, admiring it. "That is Isabella and Yeva for you."

River glared at Mal and Malia on the TV. "But them? Those little traitors. Mal and Malia couldn't forget about us faster, leaving us in the dirt."

"Who turned their backs on us all, not even bothering to try to help like Yeva and Izzy are doing," Uma agreed.

Gil looked at Uma and River. "Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in their gang. Mal and Malia, I mean, not Izzy and Yeva, since they used to be your friends too, before Mal and Malia humiliated you two. Back when we were kids." Uma and River glared at him. "Come on, you guys remember. They called them Shrimpy." Gaige, knowing it was a mistake to bring that up, was about to intervene, but without looking at him and knowing what he was going to do, River put her hand to Gaige's arm to stop him. Harry smirked. "And the name just kind of... stuck."

Uma sighed, ignoring Gil because he was annoying her, turned to River, Gaige and Harry, nodding to the TV where Mal and Malia still were being shown. "Those snooty little witches, who grabbed everything they wanted and left me and River with nothing."

"No, they left you two that sandbox, and then they said that you could have the shrimp--" Gil started.

Gaige turned to face Gil in annoyance. "I need you to stop talking."

Uma saw Ara and Mari on the TV. "Oh, of course. Merida and Aquatic's daughters. Ariel's nieces. Arabella and Mariana."

"I believe they go by Ara and Mari," Gil corrected, but Uma and River glared at him. "Aren't they somewhat related to you two? I mean, their grandfather Triton was rumored to be your mom Ursula's brother, making Ursula their great aunt, and you their second cousins, right?"

"And yet Ara and Mari get everything while we get nothing, too," River replied. "Our mom tried to ruin Ariel, their aunt, our cousin, and the rest of Triton's kids."

"And there Ara and Mari are, with Scotland, Atlantica and Auradon at their feet," Uma agreed. "So much for family."

"River, Uma, look, we have Izzy, Yeva, Mal, Malia, Evie, Carlos and Jay's turf now," Gaige told them. "They can stay in Bore-adon with King Anthony and his little beasty-brothers Ben and Bane, and your second cousins Ara and Mari."

River pointed at the TV. "Gaige, that's their turf now! And we want it too." She turned off the TV, turning to the crew. "We should not be getting their leftovers." She put an arm around Gil and Gaige's shoulders. "Sons of Gaston." She put an arm around Harry's shoulders. "Son of Hook." She let them go, turning to Uma. "And us, most of all, daughters of Ursula." River turned to Gaige, smirking. "What's my name?"

Gaige swept his hand over his head to remove his bandana, giving River a little bow, putting the bandana to his chest, looking her in the eyes. "River."

River smiled at the way he said her name and the way he looked at her.

Uma tuned to Harry and Gil. "What's my name?"

"Uma," Harry and Gil answered. They pointed at River. "River."

Gaige pointed at Uma. "Uma."

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Uma and River looked from one side of the Chip Shoppe to the other, singing. "What's my name? / What's my name?"

All the pirates chanted, "Uma. River."

Uma smirked. "This is all hands on deck." Everyone slammed their hands on the table. Uma raised her hand over her head. "Calling out to lost boys and girls." She drew her sword, skipping away from everyone. "I'm getting tired of the disrespect." Several pirates jumped onto the table. River circled around the table toward Uma. "We won't stop until we rule the world / It's our time, we up next." River stood in front of the table with Uma. The pirates created a circle around River and Uma, both on the table, the benches and the floor, moving to the beat, holding hands. "Our sail's about to be set." Uma shook her finger back and forth, punching her hand forward. "They ain't seen nothing yet."

River and Uma smirked. "Now we're in charge, so don't forget."

River looked at one group of pirates on one side of her. "What's my name, what's my name?" They said Uma/River. "Say it louder." All the pirates moved around River and Uma, switching places. River looked at the other group. "What's my name, what's my name?" They said Uma/River. River stretched her arms over her head. "Feel the power." Pirates lifted River and Uma up as more slid over the floor underneath them. "No one's gonna stop us." River stood up on the table next to Gaige, pounding her arm against the air. "Soon the world will be ours / What's my name, what's my name? / What's it, what's it?" River turned to Gaige, acting like she pushed him down. "Say it loud!" Gaige landed in a worm like move over the floor, as the other pirates did the same on the table or the floor, all chanting Uma/River's names. "All eyes on me, let me see them." As the pirates continued to chant their names, River and Uma jumped down from the table. "What's it, what's it? / Say it, say it."

Uma, River and their crew all waved their hands below and over their heads, dancing in sync, throwing their arms around, stomping, leaning down, jumping straight, crossing arms, spinning around. A group of pirates jumped together, dancing, all still chanting their names. The pirates split up, revealing Uma and River now behind them.

Uma walked forward. "We're the queens of this town / We call the shots, you know who we are." Looking at a pirate next to her, River threw his hat off of him. "We don't need to wear no fake crowns." The pirate stood up against River. "Stand up to us, you don't stand a chance." Gaige stood up on the chair behind the pirate, putting a sheathed sword against his cheek, turning his head to look at him, leaning over sideways to pull him away from River. River took the pirate's sword, smirking at Gaige, tilting her head. "It's our time, we up next." Pirates were dancing in the background. "Our crew's as real as it gets." Uma walked through the crowd of the pirates, closer to River by a table. "The worst are now the best."

Uma and River both held up their swords, clinking them together. "And leaving us here will be their last regret."

Uma and River spun away from each other, raising their arms and swords over their heads.

This time Uma sang the chorus. Uma tilted her head back and forth to look between everyone. "What's my name, what's my name?" They said Uma/River. Uma skipped forward, spinning her sword around. "Say it louder!" The pirates crowded in around Uma and River, as they did small dances. "What's my name, what's my name?" They said Uma/River. "Feel the power." Gil and Gaige put a sea throne behind River for her to sit down in, carrying her up, as River held her arms and sword raised over her head, slowly spinning her around. "No one's gonna stop us / Soon the world will be ours." Gil and Gaige put River down. "What's my name, what's my name?" Gaige and other pirates were kneeling before River in her throne, moving their heads from side to side. Gaige took River's hand to help her up from her chair, and in return, River pulled on his hand to help him up from the floor. "What's it, what's it? / Say it, say it." The pirates stood around the catwalk of the Chip Shoppe. Uma stood on her chair, dancing. "All eyes on me, let me see 'em." Every pirate was swaying their head back and forth. A pirate picked Uma up on his shoulder, spinning her around. "I see your eyes on me, boys." River and Uma stood up on the catwalk, dancing. "Hey!" Gaige, Gil and Harry looked up. Gaige pointed Gil off to do something while the dance number continued. "You know what my name is / Say it, say it louder!"

River did a portion of a song that was in the middle of rapping and singing, stomping her foot, raising her arms to bring a finger to her lips, flicking her fingers away, releasing a breath like a kiss. "How can we fall in love faster than a bullet could hit ya?" She raised her arms over her head, waving them back and forth at her sides. "How do we fall apart faster than a hair pin trigger?" She turned to point her hands at Gaige like a gun with either hands, shaking as if shooting. Gaige smiled. "Tales of an endless heart / Curses is the fool who's willing." Gaige spun River around to where her back was to his chest, both looking at each other and smiling. "Can't change the way we are." River spun to face Gaige, getting close as if to kiss him, but didn't. "One kiss away from killing." River spun away, stepping side from side smoothly, waving her arm over her head, bringing up her knee. "Don't you say / Don't you say it / Don't say / Don't you say it." She brought up her arms as if taking in a breath, waving them from side to side, making a breaking motion. "One breath, it'll just break it." She waved her arms back and forth in a blur of badass motion, doing a crouch, standing up. "So shut your mouth and run me like a river." River strutted down the catwalk in the Chip Shoppe, waving her arms, flipping her hair from side to side, kicking the air in front of her, crouching, standing up again, holding out her arms, throwing back her head, shaking her shoulders. "Shut your mouth, baby stand and deliver." As River waved her hands around her, Gaige did some hand movements around her, then placing his hands on her waist, picking her up, spinning her around, placing her down. River spun out of his arms to face him. "Holy hands, oh, they make me a sinner."

River and Gaige faced each other, singing, smirking. "Like a river, like a river." River spun around, raising her arm over her head. "Shut your mouth." She beckoned for Gaige to come closer, whipping her arms from side to side, tilting her head the same way, flipping her hair. "And run me like a river." Gaige spun around behind River, placing either arm around her from behind, as River leaned her head back against his shoulder. "Choke this love." River looked up, raising her arms in a V shape, raising them over her head. "Till the veins start to shiver." Gaige spun River to face him, as they both did the same steps from side to side, both putting a hand to their chests as if to take a breath. "One last breath." They raised their arms over their heads, throwing them down, as River fell to her knees. "Till the tears start to wither." Gaige took River's hand, spinning her up to stand. "Like a river, like a river." River turned to Gaige, holding out her hand to blow him a kiss, breathing out. "Shut your mouth and run me like a river."

Gaige threw his head back in laughter, holding out his arms, spinning around, as all the pirates danced over the floor closer to them. They all gathered in a circle around Uma and River, arms all over the place as they moved to the beat, swaying from side to side.

Uma sang powerfully and loudly. "Come on!"

Everyone dispersed.

Uma and River sang the last chorus together, skipping forward. "What's my name, what's my name?" They said Uma/River. "Say it louder." Uma spun around. "What's my name, what's my name?" River winked at Gaige as they danced, raising her arms like she was using magic or power. "Feel the power." Harry ran down the steps, dancing. Gaige jumped down off the catwalk next to River. "No one's gonna stop us." River ran her fingers through Gaige's hair, causing Gaige to tilt his head back in pleasure. "Soon the world will be ours / What's my name? / What's my name?" The other pirates continued to chant Uma and River. Uma and River stood on two tables, now, waving swords above their hands in the dance. "Say it louder / What's it, what's it? / Say it, say it." Harry, Gaige and a few others were swinging from wooden chandeliers in the ceiling. A net was thrown over Gil. "All eyes on me, let me see them." Harry and Gaige jumped down. Uma and River jumped down from the table, stepping onto the counter. Uma sat on Gil's raised feet, as three pirates held onto Uma and Gil to pull them down the counter in a sliding motion toward Uma's sea throne. River strutted down the counter to sit in hers next to Uma. "I see your eyes on me, boys." Uma stood, turning to sit down in her chair. "You know what my name is / Say it, say it louder!"

The pirates finished by saying Uma and River's names one last time.

Gaige was looking back at River on the counter in her chair, holding her hand, kissing it. River smirked, tilting her head, still holding Gaige's hand as she stood, walking away.

Uma stood, walking away from the chair on the counter.

Gil pulled the net off of him.

An octopus tentacle suddenly slithered its way into the room from the kitchen, nearly hitting the crew, Harry, Gil, Gaige, Uma and River. All the pirates on the floor ducked including Harry, Gil and Gaige, while Uma and River jumped up on the counter to make the tentacle miss.

Ursula was heard from the other room. "Shut your clams!"

"Mom!" Uma and River complained.

Ursula retracted her tentacle back into the kitchen. "These dishes aren't gonna wash themselves."

Uma and River exchanged a look, rolling their eyes, sighing.

Uma flipped back her hair. "It's fine, it's fine. 'Cause when we get our chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, we will take it! They're gonna forget those girls and remember the names--"

Gil smiled. "Shrimpies!"

Uma and River glared at Gil in annoyance.

River looked at Gaige, nodding for him to kick Gil out. "Gaige, handle your brother."

Gaige pulled on his jacket and his bandana, leaning against the counter in front of Gil to look at him, nodding to the door. "Mm-hmm."

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Outside

Gaige took Gil outside, pushing him out, turning to walk back inside. Gil started to back inside. Gaige stepped outside to stop him, pointing at Gil, making him back away. Gil nodded, sitting down outside. Gaige headed back inside, letting the swinging doors close behind him. Gil sighed, sitting there, knowing that he deserved to be kicked out for that, just waiting until they would let him back in.