*Right after Firepaw joined ThunderClan*

(Ravenpaw bursts into the camp looking terrified)

Bluestar: Ravenpaw, what happened?

Ravenpaw: Redtail....his pizza was stolen!

(ThunderClan gasps in shock)

Bluestar: Calm down, ThunderClan!

Longtail: But it was a pepperoni pizza!

Bluestar: How did this happen?

Ravenpaw: It...(passes out)

Bluestar: Spottedleaf! Get Ravenpaw a can of soda and make him drink it so that he'll feel better, okay?

(Spottedleaf nods and runs into her den)

Bluestar(to herself): She's an amazing medicine cat....only half of the soda that she gives to all the cats is poisoned.....that's the best rate of all the Clans medicine cats!

Graypaw: This is a disaster! No cat's pizza has been stolen since the great war of the Clans that happened yesterday!

(Firepaw bows his head and nods seriously)

Graypaw: Redtail, Tigerclaw, and Ravenpaw were just supposed to take Sunningrocks back because Bluestar wants to build a new pizzeria...but now....Redtail's pizza has been stolen!!!!!!!!

Whitestorm(with his head bowed solemnly): It is a huge offense to steal another cat's pizza. Whichever cat did this broke the most important rule of the warrior code.

(Tigerclaw comes into the camp dragging Redtail's body.)

Bluestar: Tigerclaw? What happened?

(Tigerclaw drops Redtail and bows his head.)

Tigerclaw: He died with honor. RiverClan's deputy, Oakheart, stole Redtail's special pepperoni pizza.....Redtail chased after him but Oakheart walked under a pile of rocks and intentionally dislodged them on top of Redtail. I managed to catch up to Oakheart, jump on top of him, and kill him.

Bluestar: Oh, well, Redtail's not that big of a deal...he doesn't matter if he couldn't even protect his own pizza...but what's important is....WHERE'S THE PIZZA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tigerclaw: Well...I ate it!

Bluestar: Why did you do that? I would have enjoyed to eat that pizza!!!!!!

Tigerclaw: Um...you have lots of pizzas at home and you're allergic to pepperoni!

Bluestar: Yes, you're right.....anyhow Lionheart's the new deputy!

****

(At the Gathering)

Bluestar: Brokenstar, where is WindClan?

Brokenstar: They refused to let my warriors eat any of their mushroom and black olive pizzas.....so we drove them out and ate them anyways!

(All the Clans gasp)

Brokenstar: Bluestar and Crookedstar, you both know that ShadowClan loves pizzas the most...

(RiverClan and ThunderClan snarl in reply)

Firepaw: No, ThunderClan does!

Mistyfoot: We eat more pizzas that you, stupid ShadowClan fool!

Graypaw: Why do you think I look so fat? Because I eat too many pizzas!

Brokenstar: SILENCE!!!!

Brokenstar: If you don't give us some of your pizzas each day...WE'LL DRIVE YOU OUT JUST LIKE WE DID TO WINDCLAN!

Crookedstar: I have agreed to give Brokenstar ten pepperoni pizzas a day...

(Shocked yowls come from the RiverClan warriors)

Darkstripe: Bluestar, don't tell me you've agreed to this nonsense!

(Bluestar stares calmly at the crowd)

Bluestar: I have agreed to nothing except to discuss Brokenstar's ridiculous demands after the Gathering....

***

(After the battle with ShadowClan[Lionheart's death] deputy ceremony)

Bluestar: Lionheart died honorably defending our pizzerias from Brokenstar and I'm afraid I need to waste my breath again so that I can appoint a new deputy...I haven't forgotten how one cat avenged the stealing of Redtail's pizza....Tigerclaw will be the new deputy.

Ravenpaw: She should've never chosen him....

Firepaw: Why?

Ravenpaw: Oakheart wasn't the one who stole Redtail's pizza. Tigerclaw stole....

Tigerclaw(glaring at Ravenpaw): Are you telling Firepaw how I got Redtail's pizza back from Oakheart?