Jayfeather: Grandma? Where are you?

(Sandstorm comes walking unsteadily out of the elders den)

Jayfeather: Grandma?

Sandstorm: I'm not that old! There's no need to be calling me Grandma!

Jayfeather: You ARE old! You've already moved to the elders den!

Sandstrom(growling): No! I'm not, you disrespectful, worthless blind kit! DO NOT CALL ME GRANDMA!

Jayfeather: Fine, Granny.

Sandstorm: JAYFEATHER!!!!

Jayfeather: What? I didn't call you Grandma! I called you Granny!