Is this story getting boring? I can help you with that...Lionheart filmed a scene of me with Patchpelt at Mousefur's McDonald's yesterday.

Firestar: What are you drawing in your notebook right now?

Patchpelt: Cheese ponies!

Firestar: Cheese ponies?

Patchpelt: Yeah! Cheese ponies! You know what cheese ponies are, right, Fire-Fire-cat?

Firestar: Umm...no. Could you tell me, Patch-Patch-cat?

Patchpelt (gasps): Fire-Fire-cat doesn't know about cheese ponies. StarClan must be angry!

Firestar: I don't know what to say...

Patchpelt: Cheese ponies are big pretty yellow ponies that smell like pizza!

Firestar: Patch-Patch-cat...I don't think cheese ponies are real.

Patchpelt (glares at him): Yes, they are!

Firestar: Then...where do they live?

Patchpelt: On the clouds way up in the sky!

Firestar(starts laughing): Patch-Patch-cat! Ridiculous...and what would they eat then?

Patchpelt: The sun!

Firestar(still laughing): How can they eat the sun?

Patchpelt: They take one small bite at a time! Have you noticed how the sun looks smaller everyday?

Firestar: No....

Patchpelt: One day, the sun will be gone!

Firestar(snorts): Whatever...

Patchpelt(ignoring Firestar): And then, they will have to start eating the moon!