Commercial: Haz u been so hungry that prey can't help?

Ravenstar: Yes, How'd you know?

Commercial: Well do I have a deal for you!

Ravenstar: What is it?!

Commercial: 'What is it,' You ask! Well here it is! Property corn Chicken! Not popcorn but Property corn Chicken. It's delicious! *takes a bite and spits it out* More or less.

Ravenstar: Yumm...

Commercial: if you call right now you can get a life time supply free! And they never go bad...kinda!

Ravenstar: *Runs up to tv*How do I call?!

Commercial: Call 1-800-Gross. That's 1-800-47677

Ravenstar:*yells* 1-800-47677

Commercial: if you are yelling, we are not able to answer right now but if you leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for calling.

Ravenstar: *Goes on a rage and destroys the town* GRR...

Commercial: We just screwed you! Happy April Fools day!! *takes off mask*

Ravenstar: FIRESTAR!!

Firestar: HAHAHA!

Ravenstar: Ò-Ó