WAYS TO ANNOY TONY STARK

1. set jarvis' voice to Jedward's

2. stick hello kitty stickers over his suits

3. speed up all of his music so it sounds weird

4. send him weird encripted messages

5. feed him pure caffeine then release him into society

6. paint his suits rainbow

7. install "i would walk 500 miles" on a loop into all of his suits, with no way of stopping the song

8. buy him a set of avengers action figures then say, "apparently they dont make ones of you, yours werent popular"

9. watch titanic with him and laugh when he cries at the end

10. place doughnuts just out of reach of him, all week

writers note: i have nothing against "i would walk 500 miles". i got the idea from a friend hating it