WAYS TO ANNOY THOR ODINSON:

1. Draw on mjolnir with Sharpies (preferable something humiliating)

2. Flirt with Jane endlessly in front of him

3. Get Jane on a blind date with anyone other than Thor

4. Remind him how he'll probably outlive Jane

5. Tell him Loki still doesn't like him

6. Dye his hair to something unnatural

7. Dye his hair black and say, "finally, you and Loki look related"

8. Sing 'hammer time' every time he picks up the hammer

9. Convince him poptarts are now not being sold, ANYWHERE.

10. get him high on caffeine. Unleash him into the public