The Mission Ain't Over Yet Kids
I've been given, quite luckily, what seems to be a second chance to reek havoc. Yeah yeah I know, all this Civil War seems to have the whole team on edge, but really, isn't it fun to annoy a few people. So, without further ado, this is how I've been annoying certain individuals over the last month:
Steve Rogers:
- "Wow Cap, that was one messy breakup."
- Play the Iron Man song every once in a while.
- Ask if he's got a good night's sleep, because a cryo-chamber might do him good, kinda like the one Bucky's in...
-"You know... I kinda agree with Tony."
- "Why did you kiss Sharon? You know she could've been your niece, right?"
Tony Stark:
- "Hey Mr Stank!"
- "How're things with Pepper?"
- Play All by Myself on a loop.
- "So Cap left you for someone he hasn't spoken to in decades? Oh that's sad..."
- Seriously just mention Steve.
T'Challa:
- "So, have you seen the Cats musical?"
- Then play every song from Cats on a loop
- Repeatedly send him links to cat videos, though I'm certain he kind of enjoys them...
- "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur..."
- Buy him catnip
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