WAYS TO ANNOY STEVE ROGERS:

1. Sing "captain America throws his mighty shield!" Every time he does so

2. freeze a Captain America action figure in ice then leave it in his fridge

3. Find out what movie he's catching up on, THEN RUIN THE ENDING

4. Call him "captain New York and those other states"

5. Sew rainbows onto his suit

6. Shout out, "look it's captain America" in public.

7. Film the chaos as fangirls swarm over him

8. Play this over regularly

9. Make him drunk then dare him to paint the whole of the flag on himself

10. Convince him bagels are pronounced bah-gulls. (Britta from Community says it like that)