WAYS TO ANNOY NICK FURY:

1. Buy him a wig for Christmas

2. Glue pink diamonds to his eye-patch

3. Call him Nick Furry

4. Slow WIFI

5. Get him into a fight with Siri on his new iPhone

6. Question him about EVERYTHING

7. Remind him about how stupid he was about not finding out about HYDRA

8. Hide in his blind spot

9. Poke him while in his blind spot

10. Play the Avengers theme tune when he walks down a corridor. If he asks why just say it looks dramatic.