not an avenger but oh well

WAYS TO ANNOY WARD:

1. make his guns an ounce too heavy right before an assignment

2. tell him he's basically a Nazi

3. whisper "hail SHIELD" in his ear

4. tell him that Skye will never love him

5. nail his foot to the floor

6. tell everybody you ship him with Garrett

7. remind him of that time with Lorelei

8. shave his head

9. sing smooth criminal whenever he enters the room

10. go to his new cell and sing "I am so lonely" next to his cell. do this louder and louder when he tries to go to sleep