WAYS TO ANNOY CLINT BARTON:

1. call him Hawkey

2. say you ship Clintasha in a room full of people

3. paint his favourite bow pink

4. convince the avengers to call to him by means of hawk noises

5. change his alarm noise to hawk and eagle calls

6. find out dirty secrets

7. use said secrets to blackmail him into saying caw caw randomly

8. stick feathers to him

9. convince him they grew over night

10. use the placebo affect to make him think he is high, then unleash him into SHIELD