WAYS TO ANNOY BUCKY BARNES:

1. Start quoting Loin King "remember who you are"

2. Stick fridge magnets on his arm

3. Force him to watch you show him "the real way" of putting eye-liner on

4. Make robotic sound effects whenever he moves his arm

5. Plait his hair

6. Play buckyroo. (See how many magnetic things will stick to his arm before they fall off- or until Bucky pulls them off)

7. Leave Bucky/Steve fanfic and fanart all over his room

8. Graffiti his arm in the quotations of your desire, for example "I <3 Steve Rogers"

9. Hug him endlessly, occasionally saying "my little murdering machine"

10. Get him emotionally invested in TV shows, then around half way through it SPOIL the ending