1. Put shampoo and a curling iron on his desk
2. Rig his chair to start singing the I like big butts song every time he sits on it
3. Giggle whenever he starts talking then when he looks at you blow him a kiss
4. Magically dye the ends of his hair bright pink
5. Sneak up behind him and yell," I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! SNAPEYKINS!" in a crowded hall
6. Put the imperious curse on Snape and make him sing "girls just want to have fun" in the Great Hall
7. In the middle of class start doing the Macarena and tell him that the only way to stop it is for him to kiss Professor Mcgonnagall
8. Tell him it has to be public and on the lips
9. Put helium filled chocolates on his desk
10. Make sure he eats them
11. When he's not a expecting it kiss him on the cheek
12. Run away before he has a chance to react
13. Switch Snape and Umbridge's clothes ( was recommended by one of my followers/friends)
14. Tell him that Dolores is a man and that he/she is looking for hot dates(recommend by a follower who shares my love of Snape)
15. Ask him how his breakup with Lucius Malfoy is going
16. Tell him he should be Darth Vader for Halloween
17. Sneak into his private chambers and put Justin Bieber posters all over his bedroom ceiling
18. Put a bowl of Lucky charms in front of his seat when he's gone then when he sits down scream,"They're magically delicious!!!" where everyone can hear you
19. Paint his classroom rainbow colors(recommend by a fellow Star Wars fan)
20. Put him in a bat habitat and say," Be free!!!!" (recommend by a funny follower of mine)