*I do not own any premise of Harry potter, that belongs to the queen j.k Rowling*

1. Whenever you see him, ask him if especially during breakfast time, ask in a convened, thoughtful voice, "has peeves been dropping bacon grease on you again?" And even if he says no, bring him to Dumbledore or filch, and demand to have peeves banished. Then while they're in deep conservation, run away screaming for peeves.

2. Dress up as him and refer to him as your dad.

3. Call him his nickname, the half-blood prince

4. Do anything that reminds him of james/Harry potter

5. If he gives you detention, ask him if lily would've wanted it.

6. Ask him if he ever bothers to take showers

7. Call him a cowardly slytherien

8. Remind him that lily choose a arrogant toe-rag over him.