1. Ask him how lily is doing.

2. Ask him if he's a vampire.

3. Ask if he's gotten the defense against the dark arts job yet.

4. if your a slytherien, talk loudly whenever he's talking to see if he punishes you.

5. Tell him that James potter's patronous charm is a stag.

6. Whenever you see him, ask him if he's cosplaying a emo teenager

7. Nickname him the greasy-haired prince

8. Name facts about Harry potter and his dad