The school day had just ended and Archie had finally managed to get Peter Parker's new phone number before he ran off to his internship.

Archie

Hey Peter

Archie

Peter?

Archie

P

Archie

E

Archie

T

Archie

E

Archie

R

Archie

Did you get shot again?

Archie

If you keep ignoring me I will track your phone down and kill you slowly

Archie

I'm not afraid to murder you

Archie

I know how to make it look like an accident...

Archie

I can also hide bodies :)

Archie

This is why I don't talk to males

???

I am not Peter

???

Nor am I a male

Archie

Are you sure?

???

I believe I would know if I was a male

Archie

I got stabbed

???

How?!

???

Go to the hospital!

???

Do you have hospitals?

Archie

 yes, we do have hospitals

Archie

But they are ExPeNsIvE

Archie

You definitely aren't Peter

NOT PETER

What gave that away?

Archie

Peter knows I would never tell anyone if I was injured AND he knows how expensive hospitals are

Archie

Especially for me

NOT PETER

So were you stabbed???

Archie

No...

NOT PETER

Are you sure?

Archie

Perhaps

Archie

Wait-

Archie

I just realized I don't know your name or pronouns-

Archie

 I use any pronouns and you only get my name if you give me yours :) 

NOT PETER

she/they and as for my name...

NOT PETER

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Archie

Where are your parents

Archie

Kids sketchy 

BETTER PETER

A person of culture

Archie

Why of course

so this is my first marvel fanfic (and currently the only fanfic i have published) and no it has not been proofread lmao

enjoy