Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

Human anthropologist Lance is a merboy living in his ocean collecting his human doodads. He wants to go to the surface but because he's a Good Boy™, he remains down under, collecting doodads from fallen ships.

Grumpy Boy™ Keith finds himself going on a vacation with Shiro and after a freak storm, starts seeing glittery shadows in the dirty pool from the sixth floor of his hotel room. What happens when he finds a very attractive sea creature that's just as interested into him?

A human and a merboy start interacting in the most least likely way possible and it ends up with two kinds of people being huge fucking dorks.

Warning: Will contain sexual themes and strong language. Please read at your own discretion.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the adorable fucking paladins and they're the cutest shits ever, but they belong to Netflix and Dreamworks and whatnot.