Moving on, next Wattpad rants... (There are rants similar to this in my rantbook)

8) Mayor plot twists.

"Hey Ana, wanna be my friend?"

"Ok."

"Yay!"

"Just kidding, I want to stab you with a knife so badly right now."

"Oh. I was kidding too. I'm looking for the perfect time to slaughter you."

"TWINZIES!!"

Seriously bruh. -.-"

9) Song lyrics.

When literally the whole song lyrics are there. Like you don't know it, Tch.

Michelle: "Hey Katie. Has Brandon called you lately?"

I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

Katie: "No, but I wish he did!"

I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way

Katie: 'Please, Brandon, call me~'

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, baby?

Brandon: "Hm... I'm planning to call Katie."

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Michelle: "I'm sure he'll call you, Katie."

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Katie: "thank you for being such a good friend, Mich!"

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Brandon: *calls Katie*

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

*cellphone ringing*

You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way

*cellphone ringing*

I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way

*cellphone ringing*

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

*cellphone ringing*

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Katie: *picks up*

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Katie: *hyperventilating* "h-hello?!"

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Brandon: "'sup, it's me, Brandon."

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Katie: "B-Brandon?! Omg, I missed you!"

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Brandon: "I know you did."

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)

Katie: "I thought you didn't remember my number..."

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Brandon: "how would I forget? It's 643-196-102-192-928-028-929-548-927."

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Katie: "you remembered!"

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Brandon: "Yup."

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Katie: "I wuv you."

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that

Katie: "but I gotta go now..."

So call me, maybe!

Katie: "call me later. "

~

Me reading this: I threw a wish in the w- HEWL NO.